The Wall Street Journal is warning its readers that what it called "the polarizing flat cap" is back, but that not everybody can pull them off. Illustrated with photos of a couple of actors wearing scally caps, of course.
I wear as ally cap every day just like my father and grandfathers did. It’s part of our culture. Screw you @NewTorkYimes pic.twitter.com/Tq4djN7cOt
— Chris Shannon (@ChrisShannonL67) March 3, 2021
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They don't work
By Will LaTulippe
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 4:33am
If you're above 5' 8".
I disagree... I think I look
By Matt Frank
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 8:23am
I disagree... I think I look ridiculous wearing most hats but when I wear a flat cap/news boy etc style hat it fits me well. I always get compliments and I'm 6'1.
On the other hand some of those compliments say I look like an old style Charlestown gangsta (I'm a large frame Irish German background with a Boston accent) but in these parts we chalk that up as a compliment too lol.
I can't pull off a baseball hat or most knot caps no matter what I do.
Do yah own a Barracuta coat?
By Brian Riccio
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 3:41pm
Ya prentendah?
I think I had a knock off
By Matt Frank
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 4:09pm
I think I had a knock off when I was like ten.
Not a pretender, never claimed to be any of those things. Don't aspire to either. I just like the hats and when it's chilly it's nice to have something on your head that isn't a knit cap. It's also not weird for me because I grew up around the hats. Do you call other cultures pretenders for wearing something their parents, grandparents or neighbors wore in their youth?
No.
By Brian Riccio
Mon, 03/08/2021 - 8:57pm
No!
Hat nerds might make a distinction between newsboy caps
By MC Slim JB
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 5:05am
and flat caps (of which the scally is a sub-type.) The Journal article shows Brad Pitt and Assane Dio (of the Netflix series Lupin) wearing the former, with Leo DeCaprio and Idris Elba in the latter, though Lupin wears both styles on the show.
Lots of different names for the various members of the two schools, but the big distinction is that a newsie is seamed into six or eight panels (like a sliced pizza viewed from above, often with a covered button in its center), has a more rounded, softer shape, and usually features a more visibly separate brim. The flat cap's crown is distinctly stiffer, more seamless and usually flatter, with a very short brim. Both styles sometimes feature a snap closure connecting the crown and brim.
Bostonians wear both styles (as do I on occasion), and they've never waned in popularity here, but I'd say the flat cap predominates. The welter of associations the Journal makes with them ("old-timey", "dressy", "pretentious", "divisive", "sophisticated") is pretty comical, at least around these parts.
Flat-cap adjectives
By SamWack
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 8:11am
Class! Your assignment is to write a WSJ-worthy paragraph using all of the following adjectives to describe a flat cap:
old
brown
ragged
farcical
barbaric
strange
wholesome
scaly
sedimentary
radical
antipodean
salacious
parliamentary
oviparous
digital
There is one more constraint; the adjective "flat" is not allowed. You have five minutes.
"She said my scally cap looks truly effin' oviparous,
By MC Slim JB
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:45am
so I said 'Thanks!', as I didn't want her to think I was stupid because I don't know what that word means, but I'm pretty sure it's good, right?"
Oviparous hat
By SamWack
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 11:46am
I attempted to move gradually in the direction of adjectives that could not reasonably be applied to a scally cap, but found it more difficult than I expected. Oviparous, for example, means "egg-bearing", but I realized only in retrospect that there are certain heads for which "he looked like he was wearing an oviparous hat" is a pretty brilliant description.
reminds me of kangol.
By schneidz
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 5:53am
reminds me of kangol.
Grandmaster Flash ! Yes!!
By anon
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 7:07am
Grandmaster Flash ! Yes!!
That's what I was wondering,
By ENIGMUE
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:28am
That's what I was wondering, because Samuel L Jackson never stopped wearing Kangols, I've never called them any of names used in this article. Idris seems to be wearing a Kangol in the article header.
RE: Samuel L Jackson never stopped wearing Kangols
By Former Westroxer
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 10:47am
Neither did the Kangol Kid, obviously.
Screenshot
By Lion
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 7:21pm
And sending to Kangol Kid. He’ll get a laugh out of it.
Famous and dandy
By Sock_Puppet
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 10:01am
Kangol is not the flavor of the month anymore.
People just dont have a lot of hat options
By Dan Farnkoff
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 8:02am
Fedoras are kind of going too far to make a statement, baseball caps make you look like a little kid, standard winter hats are depressing in the way that winter can be depressing. In the book "All Souls" the author described the scally cap as "worn by Boston tough guys and wannabes" (to paraphrase) and I've been a little wary of wearing them ever since I read that line....it sort of struck a nerve.
You're limiting yourself too much
By fungwah
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:57am
Plenty of other hat options - cowboy hats, sombreros, helmets of all varieties, top hats, stovepipes - the sky is the limit!
My hat collection includes a peci I picked up in the
By MC Slim JB
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 12:31pm
religious section of a department store in Kuala Lumpur, a Bukharan kippah my bud got me in Israel, a no-tassel fez, and a pricey Panama I picked up in Ecuador, where it probably took some little old local lady three months to weave by hand: you can roll it up tightly, pack it in a suitcase, and then restore it to its original shape like magic under a damp towel in about three minutes.
And I have a dozen fitted baseball caps I never wear, except for a camo Pat Patriot number that I last wore as a rally cap in the Pats' Super Bowl LI comeback and thus may get another airing someday, as that was a frickin' miracle. My favorite hat to actually wear is probably a black felt docker cap, which I don with a three-day beard when I want to feel like Léon from The Professional.
Alas, the stench of the mid-Oughts "m'lady" fedora revival may take decades to wear off, so my stack of vintage snap-brims in all brim widths and materials that I started collecting in the 80s will probably lay fallow for my lifetime.
Effete Universal Hub declares
By anon
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 8:23am
Effete Universal Hub declares Wall Street Joural "effete".
Right?
By Brian Riccio
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 3:43pm
I don't know HOW Gaffin finds the time in between private jet trips to exotic locales?
And then, there is the Cuffley
By Jonas X. Prang
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:11am
The Cuffley has many of the characteristics of the scally and newies, but is a single, stiff piece of felt, without seam. It can't easily recover from being packed or bunched. The mistaken notion the scally being of "dressy," "pretentious," or "sophisticated" may come from it being confused with the Cuffley, which is also called the Ascot or Driving Cap.
Also, baseball caps are distinctly not hats.
Good to know about the Cuffley! I believe many of the Kangol
By MC Slim JB
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 11:10pm
flat caps have a similar construction.
I guess I see the distinction between a hat and a cap that goes, "Hats have a brim that goes all the way around, not just in front (in which case it is a visor) or not at all", so okay there.
I will opine that a baseball cap should never be worn backwards by anyone over the age of 18, except while actively playing the position of catcher in a game of hardball, softball, Wiffle ball, stickball, and possibly backstop in rounders. The worst is a snap-back cap worn backwards. Were I still a bartender, that would be an instant carding, however wizened you looked otherwise.
Thank you, Wall Street Journal
By Scratchie
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:21am
Thank you for that insight into the world of fashion. Apropos of nothing, I wonder what Vogue has to say about the financial markets?
This website smells like
By anon
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:29am
This website smells like mothballs and licorice .
The flat cap is back?
By Waquiot
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:25am
As far as I am concerned, it never went away.
Honestly curious
By Parkwayne
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:27am
If someone is going to come on here decrying cultural appropriation about these hats.
Whose culture?
By Hatwearer
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 10:08am
Like, the past?
Er
By Parkwayne
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 4:21pm
The British Isles?
What?
By Hatwearer
Fri, 03/05/2021 - 6:04pm
My grandfathers weren't of British or Irish ancestry and yet they still wore them. Like, maybe they were just popular then and some of their descendants just liked the hats.
No sociopolitical memory?
By Bob Leponge
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:27am
How can you discuss that hat in Boston without reference to the 1970s culture wars especially over busing? No Yankee would have been caught dead in that hat; no son of Southie would have stepped out without one.
I love the Twitter response
By Bob Leponge
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:30am
Especially the gratuitous hostility and the “screw you New York Times” response to an article published by the Wall Street Journal.” I imagine that for some it re-enforces the stereotypes they associate with that hat.
Twitter doesn't let you correct your tweets
By adamg
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:47am
But he did add a follow-up tweet telling the WSJ what they could do with their headline.
Bonus points for
By fungwah
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:58am
spelling it "New Tork Yimes".
Scally caps are back? They never left
By adamg
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:33am
Shout out to Goorin Bros...
By Bob Leponge
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 4:24pm
Last time I was in there, a couple of years ago, I afterwards raved about how good the salesperson was. She made it clear that each hat I tried on made me even more charming and handsome in her eyes. It was truly an ego-gratifying experience. My buzz-kill friends pointed out, "She's not *that* good a salesperson, because you didn't actually buy a damn hat, ya cheapskate!" They do have nice hats and knowledgeable sales help, though.
Polarizing flat cap
By Sock_Puppet
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:57am
Does that help prevent a sunburn if you're bald?
Patrick McGoohan
By scollaysq
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 2:49pm
My dad. My brothers. Me since I was about 10. Secret Agent Man. We've all always worn our scally caps proudly.
(My little brother looks so good in a scally cap he could be an advertisement for them.)
Bah, WSJ.
Trilby or not trilby?
By Daan
Wed, 03/03/2021 - 9:48pm
Fie, the fedora,
Skip the scally,
Wither away the wooly wear,
Tried and done the tricorn,
Too tippy the ten gallon,
Smooth the sombrero,
Yamakas are not by Yamaha,
And kippah are coola.
Hats to heads are baseballs to bats. Unless it is a baseball cap.
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