A concerned citizen files a 311 complaint about the situation on School Street downtown:
There is a coffee pot (large silver with spout) in the garden along the side of School St by the Alley next to the mailbox. It's silver and in the shrubs next to the street. People commenting it could be something dangerous.
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Is it a coffee pot or a tea
By BethC
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 9:54am
Is it a coffee pot or a tea pot? I think -- given the historic nature of events that have occurred in this area of Boston -- this has to be clarified.
If we call in the bomb squad
By downtown-anon
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 9:57am
For silly ads attached to random infrastructure we need to call it if for abandoned coffee pots in a park.
bomb techs stretch thin
By Nongenuphobe
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 10:21am
Even after Turner Broadcasting finally acknowledged the guerilla advertising tactic, each incident has to be approached as an actual bomb. Not to mention any non "lightbright" devices that needed attention.
Tea Partiers Are Back
By John Costello
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 10:07am
Except they have hired Colombian right wing paramilitaries to do their dirty work.
The coffee pot is their known calling card of death throughout the Andes.
Some poor kid
By BostonDog
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 10:09am
Is going to find that, brew a pot, and begin a downward spiral of caffeine addition.
Pics
By Sock_Puppet
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 11:24am
Or it didn't happen
Re: Pics
By The Frying Pan ...
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 12:21pm
According to 311, it didn't happen.
Usual 311 incompetence
By eeka
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 2:14pm
They've closed most of my requests about things like pedestrian lights not working, areas needing repaving, etc., saying to resubmit with a photo. Which, the fuck? Don't you need to send someone out to look it over and determine the correct course of action anyway? I didn't assume they would be looking at a crappy phone picture and determining exactly what's wrong with it and how to proceed, so I didn't stop and get my phone out and take a photo. And are "valid" requests only ones from people who are sighted/have smart phones/know how to use them?
When I DO send photos of things like city vehicles parked in bike lanes with tons of nearby open spots, they just close it three days later saying it isn't there anymore. Well no shit. That doesn't resolve it though. Did you teach your people to stop jeopardizing people's safety?
I'm a little coffeepot
By bshep
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 2:50pm
I'm a little coffeepot short and stout,
Sitting looking menacing on your route;
Complain to 311 if you're in doubt,
But, include a photo or they won't come out.
That was brilliant!
By Don't Panic
Wed, 09/29/2021 - 5:42pm
Well done.
Java Teen Hunger Force?
By Rob
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 2:26pm
Java Teen Hunger Force?
Ah yes
By erik g
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 2:54pm
The well-known calling card of the militant leftists An-Tea-Fa.
Oh no!
By Kaz
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 3:19pm
It's going to jump!
https://goo.gl/maps/PLi1sRAuDAYU5LXB8
You people laugh …
By Lee
Tue, 09/28/2021 - 10:38pm
…. but ….you’ll have a latte to cry about if this really is a dangerous bomb.
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