Earlier this week, a concerned citizen, or perhaps, a concerned member of the local constabulary, filed a 311 complaint about a mean goose parking itself on the Southwest Corridor side of Boston Police headquarters in Roxbury:
Evil goose on the loose
This morning, though, a less goose-averse citizen filed a 311 response:
This is NOT an evil goose. He is watching over his mate who is nesting in the area. Please do not bother them in the habitat.
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Why does he think it's evil?
By anon
Fri, 05/06/2022 - 12:24pm
Why does he think it's evil? Because it just sat there staring at the stick the person thew at it?Willing to wager this person labels all pitbulls as evil. Bets on!
Mean Goose
By Anon
Fri, 05/06/2022 - 8:57pm
I have come in contact with this particular Goose at this exact location. He is in fact defending his family but he is in fact evil as well! He will attack unprovoked in full force with no warning. I'm an animal lover but this goose is something different.
Hissing, wing flapping,
By Product Placement
Sat, 05/07/2022 - 4:53am
Hissing, wing flapping, "biting" or hard pokes may be intimidating, but you conflate your ignorance with moralistic judgement and some anthropomorphic fantasy.
Oh. Wait. That goose just hates you. Nobody else. You.
It is in a public place where
By Anon
Sun, 05/08/2022 - 1:28pm
It is in a public place where children play & someone can get hurt. I am quite aware that this is their world and we just live in it. Judging without out facts just goes to show how ignorant you are. I would deal with an angry goose than a judgemental fool any day. Atleast its attack has purpose! Have yourself the kind of you deserve!!
“Evil”?
By Lee
Fri, 05/06/2022 - 12:41pm
That goose is probably a better person than all of us.
You don't know geese, do you?
By anon
Fri, 05/06/2022 - 4:19pm
You don't know geese, do you?
Geese don’t scare me.
By Lee
Fri, 05/06/2022 - 11:50pm
Do they scare you?
Only question should be, is
By anon
Fri, 05/06/2022 - 1:43pm
Only question should be, is it tasty?
Cook your goose
By Linear path to plate
Sat, 05/07/2022 - 4:58am
The breast meat is somewhat gamey, but still quite good. Leg and other meat may taste too strong except for pets.
Don't worry. You'll get used to it within the next 5 years as other protein sources become too expensive or unobtainable.
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