Police in Salem douse Rocket Power in Orbeez attacks

Salem Police report arresting a Florida Man, who goes by the name of Rocket Power (since they're polite, police referred to him as Mr. Rocket Power), for toodling around Witch City shooting people with an Orbeez gel-ball gun.

Police say the other two people in the car reported picking up Mr. Power and that the three took turns shooting each other with Orbeez until one of them got the bright idea to shoot other people with them from the car. They say Rocket Power is 20, which means his parents just might have been young enough to watch the Nick cartoon of the same name, although police did not speculate on that.

Rocky was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon in what police say was the second incident in a month in which an Orbeez gun was used in the commission of a crime in the city. Police add you should wipe that smirk off your face because the gel balls can cause serious injury when fired from an Orbeez gun.

Innocent, etc.