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Citizen complaint of the day: Chicken on the grass, alas

Chicken on the grass, alas

A concerned citizen filed a 311 report about a chicken, possibly injured, by the spray pad at Neponset Park off Hill Top Street in Dorchester this morning.

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This chicken is just a scout: I guarantee there will be more. I said this was going to happen, soon as I heard that the Turkey Liberation Front finally squashed their beef with the Bay State Chicken Defense Association.

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If so, I'll bring it inside and warm it up.

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…what were they?

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Why did the chicken cross the park?

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To get away from Mr. Zip.

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Has the spray pad really deteriorated that much that the rubber looks like chicken feed now? What would cause something like that?

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