WCVB reports JetBlue Flight 170 from Ft. Lauderdale to Logan last night had to land in Orlando after a passenger began telling people he was the devil and then punched a woman he was traveling with.
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I was on a flight
By deselby
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 7:18am
old guy started ranting that the wrath of God was going to bring down the plane.
Fortunately it was before takeoff, so the guy was kicked off
So why land in Orlando?
By Rwgfy
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 7:20am
So why land in Orlando?
Wow
By lbb
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 9:20am
Good lord, you're dumb as a box of rocks.
It's a valid question... I
By anon
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 12:22pm
It's a valid question... I assume it's because nobody on the plane was empowered/trained to take the man into custody for the remainder of the flight to Boston. Yes, ideally the other passengers would just wrap the guy up in duck tape and lock him in the rest room for the rest of the flight to Boston, but that's not the system we have.
Where do you think Satan
By xyz
Sun, 01/07/2024 - 12:31pm
Where do you think Satan lives?
Magoo sez
By MisterMagooForYoo
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 7:19am
The upcoming snow event causes Magoo to ‘member several moons ago Magoo underwent a past life regression and it was discovered that Magoo was a Neanderthal (pronounced with a hard “t” as in Neander-tall) in a past life. In this incredible awakening Magoo ‘membered that Neander-Magoo traversed the snowy scape with Neander-Magoo’s tribe and She-Neander-Magoo who was super yum-yum looking. Anywho, Neander-Magoo had no concept of an airplane or the sunny climes of Florida or JetBlue, for Neander-Magoo was a snow-tamer. Magoo.
Why are you like this
By anon
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 11:26am
Why are you like this
I appreciate it
By AdamA
Sun, 01/07/2024 - 3:26pm
Mr Magoo, your light-hearted nonsense in this sometimes too serious forum always makes me smile.
own-goal mistake by JetBlue
By JJ
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 9:10am
It's pretty stupid for JetBlue to worry about saving a few pennies (relatively) when they could have generated a lot of good will and good press by giving vouchers to all of the passengers. So short-sighted.
Pleased to meet you
By Matt
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 9:39am
Hope you guess my name!!
I thought the devil went down to Georgia
By Robert Winters
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 10:06am
Or so I heard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBjPAqmnvGA
Nah, the devil came up to Boston
By jmeltzer
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 1:29pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWVcIn7Q4Cc
Little-known sequel to same
By xyz
Sun, 01/07/2024 - 11:05am
Little-known sequel to same with an absolutely batshit video: "Devil Comes Back To Georgia". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0XUTD7QYcs
WTF???
By Anonymous2023
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 10:21am
?
He's not the Devil
By what what now?
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 12:16pm
The Devil is smart enough to not reveal himself to be the Devil.
The Devil is a smooth operator who sweettalks you into following him.
As it's been said in the movie The Usual Suspects "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making people believe he doesn't exist."
So, the guy on the plane isn't the Devil.
I should know... I AM!
David Puddy?
By Ari O
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 1:10pm
Yeah, that's right.
So, the passenger...
By Essteess
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 3:07pm
...was just trying to support the team?
Support the team.
By Centre Street
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 5:25pm
Support the team.
Could have been worse...
By Kaz
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 7:07pm
...the entire window panel could have come off shortly after takeoff.
https://www.kptv.com/2024/01/06/plane-window-blows...
That was crazy
By SwirlyGrrl
Sat, 01/06/2024 - 8:44pm
Its a brand new plane, too. Less than 150 flights and about 8 weeks in service.
Going to buy Airbus stock ...
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