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311 complaint of the day: Seaport overcompensators

By adamg on Sun, 08/11/2024 - 10:34pm

A worried resident filed a 311 complaint this evening:

There are two lamborghini’s ripping around seaport right now. Please put an end to this before someone gets run over by these idiots with micro-dongs

Neighborhoods: 
South Boston
Topics: 
Driving
Free tagging: 
Seaport
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Comments

By Lee on Sun, 08/11/2024 - 11:22pm.

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By anon on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 4:56am.

“Case Noted”

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By CopleyScott17 on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 6:52am.

Kinda like racing Lamborghinis.

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By MassMouse on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 6:29am.

The South Boston Speedway is in VIRGINIA ya dopes!

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By MisterMagooForYou on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 7:49am.

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By Lee on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 9:27am.

Take all the time you need. Years, decades.

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By Scratchie on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 10:02am.

Don't be a stranger.

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By 02132 on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 11:20am.

Magoo's no stranger, he's the strangest!

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By anon on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 7:56am.

cruise up and down Seaport boulevard daily, but mostly on weekend nights, showing off their luxury sports cars that their parents bought them. Who says Boston is not a world class city?

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By lbb on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 12:24pm.

Showing them off to who?

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By hydeparkish on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 8:43am.

According to an earlier event Adam reported on - https://www.universalhub.com/2024/smoking-hot-lamborghini-hyde-park

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By cybah on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 9:22am.

These cars are nothing but to show off in. They serve no other purpose and aren't even good street cars.

Why someone would buy one just to drive on our awfully maintained streets is beyond me... unless you got money to burn.

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By anon on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 9:35am.

They should be driving a UHub approved Prius or Outback.

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By adamg on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 9:47am.

Prius drivers can be badass if they want to, it's just most don't need the recognition, living, as they do, lives of quiet satisfaction.

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By Don't Panic on Tue, 08/13/2024 - 12:38am.

Should have used a Lambo. They're inconspicuous. /s

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By SamWack on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 11:04pm.

I remember in the days of the 55-mph speed limit somebody describing the Lamborghini Countach as "the only car you cannot legally get out of first gear in the USA."

This was probably an exaggeration. A lucky few probably managed it.

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By what what now? on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 10:10am.

A dong, by definition, carries a visual of a larger than micro "unit."

If you're going to call it micro, use the word penis. That sounds smaller.

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By TiminSouthie on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 6:57pm.

A micro ding?

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By Don't Panic on Tue, 08/13/2024 - 12:40am.

If you get a micro-ding in your Lambo your dong hurts.

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By SamWack on Mon, 08/12/2024 - 11:08pm.

I'm sure that there are plenty of men with macro-dongs who still manage to feel inadequate.

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