Virgil Starkwell strikes out in South Boston

Some people may not be cut out for a life of crime. Boston Police report on one guy's attempt to rob the Eastern Bank branch at 470 W. Broadway yesterday evening:

On arrival, officers spoke to a bank teller who stated that the suspect came to her window and showed a note which said, "Give me all your money." The teller then told the suspect that the window was CLOSED. The suspect then proceeded to the next window where there was a customer in line. The suspect was then told to wait his turn in line and to remove his hood. A customer then also told the suspect to take off his hood. The suspect refused to take off his hood and left the bank without receiving any money.

Police say he was last seen walking (walking?) down Broadway toward F Street. He is still at large, police add.