He risks his neighbors' wrath

Jason, who lives in South Boston, declares war:

... After yesterday's dusting, should I see any chairs, garbage cans, children's kitchen play sets, or (my favorite) walkers marking any Southie parking spots this morning, I am going to hurl said items into Dorchester Bay in my show of protesting the Southie mentality of "any amount of accumulated snow" equals "don't touch my parking spot!"

Ed. note: I spotted my first Roslindale garbage-can space holder last week.

Snow chairs.