By adamg on Sun., 8/11/2024 - 10:34 pm
A worried resident filed a 311 complaint this evening:
There are two lamborghini’s ripping around seaport right now. Please put an end to this before someone gets run over by these idiots with micro-dongs
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They will get the “ call 911 for this†response.
By Lee
Sun, 08/11/2024 - 11:22pm
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Most likely
By anon
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 4:56am
“Case Notedâ€
So they should add six to that digit to get attention.
By CopleyScott17
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 6:52am
Kinda like racing Lamborghinis.
The South Boston Speedway is
By MassMouse
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 6:29am
The South Boston Speedway is in VIRGINIA ya dopes!
Magoo sez
By MisterMagooForYoo
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 7:49am
Well hello there. Magoo just writing to announce that Magoo is going to take a bit of a hiatus from submitting witty comments for all yoo Uhubber’s pleasure. The reasons for Magoo’s hiatus is that Magoo is going to enter the realm of an electronic fast whereby Magoo fasts from all electronics. Fret not for Magoo shall return and share the results of said fast. Magoo.
Excellent idea!
By Lee
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 9:27am
Take all the time you need. Years, decades.
Don't be a stranger.
By Scratchie
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 10:02am
Don't be a stranger.
Stranger?
By 02132
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 11:20am
Magoo's no stranger, he's the strangest!
Eurotrash
By anon
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 7:56am
cruise up and down Seaport boulevard daily, but mostly on weekend nights, showing off their luxury sports cars that their parents bought them. Who says Boston is not a world class city?
Serious question
By lbb
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 12:24pm
Showing them off to who?
Be Careful as Lambos catch fire easily
By hydeparkish
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 8:43am
According to an earlier event Adam reported on - https://www.universalhub.com/2024/smoking-hot-lamb...
Cars for Showing Off
By cybah
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 9:22am
These cars are nothing but to show off in. They serve no other purpose and aren't even good street cars.
Why someone would buy one just to drive on our awfully maintained streets is beyond me... unless you got money to burn.
Seriously
By anon
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 9:35am
They should be driving a UHub approved Prius or Outback.
Periodic reminder ...
By adamg
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 9:47am
Prius drivers can be badass if they want to, it's just most don't need the recognition, living, as they do, lives of quiet satisfaction.
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Should have used a Lambo.
By Don't Panic
Tue, 08/13/2024 - 12:38am
Should have used a Lambo. They're inconspicuous. /s
Street legal
By SamWack
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 11:04pm
I remember in the days of the 55-mph speed limit somebody describing the Lamborghini Countach as "the only car you cannot legally get out of first gear in the USA."
This was probably an exaggeration. A lucky few probably managed it.
Micro dongs?
By what what now?
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 10:10am
A dong, by definition, carries a visual of a larger than micro "unit."
If you're going to call it micro, use the word penis. That sounds smaller.
Why not
By TiminSouthie
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 6:57pm
A micro ding?
If you get a micro-ding in
By Don't Panic
Tue, 08/13/2024 - 12:40am
If you get a micro-ding in your Lambo your dong hurts.
Let's be fair
By SamWack
Mon, 08/12/2024 - 11:08pm
I'm sure that there are plenty of men with macro-dongs who still manage to feel inadequate.
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