Mystery fish on Milk Street, mustard-tossing seagull on Devonshire Street

AndHono looked down from the window of her office on Milk Street between Broad and India this afternoon and spotted a fish just lying in the gutter, and wondered, as one does, how it got there.

Uber, somebody suggested. Osprey, somebody else theorized. Given the weather, maybe Carpnado?

Wendy Cullivan had no idea. But it reminded her of something that once happened to her on Devonshire Street:

A seagull once dropped a submarine sandwich roll when I was bombing down Devonshire St. The roll was loaded with nothing but mustard. Roll smacked me in the face, then hit the street & splattered mustard all over me. The seagull was flying dangerously close the entire time.