Hell hath no fury like a Jamaica Plain resident who is really put out by poop. Neal Simpson spotted this epic work posted on a fence on Williams Street, a few doors down from Doyle's.
Just think: This person was so annoyed he or she went home (or just inside) fuming, pounded this out on the keyboard, printed it out and went back out with some tape to alert the miscreant, who no doubt will read it, feel incredibly guilty and pledge to carry a Globe Direct bag for poop forever more.
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What a nut. Bet the a-hole
By Lmo
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 11:21am
What a nut. Bet the a-hole doesn't read the note orrrrrr maybe he/ she will use the note to pick up dog mess. This could get exciting!
I had nothing to do with it ...
By JohnAKeith
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 12:50pm
I wish I had.
I concur.
By bibliotequetres...
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 7:46pm
I concur.
Just put up a few
By kvn
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 1:19pm
Just put up a few surveillance cameras. count your blessings that,s all you need them for . Plus you can walk to a good gin mill without fear of the dreaded OUI . Thhat area was a tough area years ago, ask Gerry about it !
Soft On Crime
By BlackKat
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 2:05pm
Letting dogs poop everywhere should be a capital crime. I don't care if people "pick it up" even as there is still poop residue and dog piss everywhere. This is why I propose we seed medians and parks with land mines.
Maybe you need to move to a desert island.
By Sally
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 6:53pm
"Poop residue?" Really? Does worrying about this stuff keep you up at night? City living may not be for you.
Poop residue
By SwirlyGrrl
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 7:43pm
Dog poop is pretty nasty overall, but people pay good money for certain types of poop residue.
I guess it isn't necessary in your sterile, concrete brutalist vision of the world, though.
So it does keep u up at night
By anon
Sun, 05/04/2014 - 7:49am
So it does keep u up at night your saying?
dookie
By bostnkid
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 1:25pm
i'm taking my dog to Jamaica Plain right now. then I'm heading over to an ex girlfriends house....
I admit, it was me. I had an
By Sniggily Pete
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 3:19pm
I admit, it was me. I had an Atomic Burrito and decided to go for a walk to help with the digestion. The Atomic Burrito did its work and I had to take a poopy on this guys lawn. I am sorry.
So which is more obnoxious,
By PeyoteEatingWat...
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 4:42pm
So which is more obnoxious, the parking spot saving, Mickey Rooney "Sally" cap wearing, green beer swilling, Plastic Paddy Southies, or the Passive-Aggressive, Prius driving, kale eating, tough talking anti-dogshit-sign-writing-when-nobody-is-looking, neo hippies in JP? Tough call.
It's "Scally" cap, numbnuts.
By Brian Riccio
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 4:46pm
Personally I think it's the snarky hipsters that are the cause of it all.
Sally cap
By Waquiot
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 5:21pm
Perhaps he saw my Ms. Fields wig.
Perhaps he is referring to my new headwear line
By Sally
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 6:51pm
Natch.
Actually, it's "pud cap"
By Wiffleball
Sun, 05/04/2014 - 12:16am
Because only puds seem to wear them.
It's really simple
By Bob Leponge
Sat, 05/03/2014 - 4:57pm
Pretty much everyone who's not a member of my tribe is a caricature, and therefore sucks.
South Shore
By SouthBostonYuppie
Sun, 05/04/2014 - 8:28am
You mean Plastic Paddy South Shores. Yuppies took over Southie years ago.
unbelievable
By massprince
Mon, 05/05/2014 - 10:39pm
comments on these thread are pathetic, it really shows how people are ignorant, inconsiderate and disrespectful of others. Im glad that each and one of you are not my neighbors otherwise you deserve to get more than a heap of dog shit on your front door.
massprince
By bostnkid
Tue, 05/06/2014 - 1:44pm
i'm glad were not neighbors too!! lighten up dude.
"Judas priest Barbara, it's
By Lmo
Tue, 05/06/2014 - 8:15pm
"It's that poop again!"
"Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!" ; )
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