Moments later, the photographer was forced to hand over her CharlieCard at beakpoint

On the day before great justice is dispensed by the combined might of the rafter in response to the shameful feast celebrating our oppression and slaughter; we will graciously accept the unconditional surrender of humans whose spirit has been broken by machinations of the MBTA.

Kosher bagels as tribute are also much appreciated

An appropriately timed article on the national turkey boom: HERE

You can't spell "turkey" without "T".

I went to Falmouth for a day trip and there were three huge turkeys on the front lawn of the library. They seemed to be used to humans and unbothered by all the people trying to take selfies with them.

They wandered on to Main Street (the street itself) and held up traffic. One bro in a Jeep was stuck. He honked his horn and the turkeys started pecking his tires which made us all laugh hysterically.

Eventually they wandered back to the library and kept on ignoring the humans who were taking their picture.

They were big, meaty ones, unlike the scraggly ones we have near the city. One wonders if they escaped from a farm like Bongi's.