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Raven guy at Government Center

Rick Macomber spotted this guy, wearing one of those Plague-doctor getups, at the Government Center Green Line stop yesterday.

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is delayed because of a stalled cart at Copley. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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It's a medical issue. The cart hasn't been disinfected since October 2018.

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the previous cart is actually being held at Boylston while Boston EMS investigates a report that someone on the cart isn't really dead.

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happy!”

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@BostonResident3822 "Hey @MBTA get your act together! A plague cart just spilled corpses all over the platform at Central and I'm pretty sure people are just stepping on them and then getting onto the train"

@Mbta: "thanks for alerting us! can you tell us which end of the platform? we'll send out a guy with a mop"

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Just stay on the platform and by the time you figure out I lied I'll be 2 stops away.

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This will be the new Halloween costume.

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My daughter's 2019 costume was a plague doctor (with a white mask).

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Does a great job of keeping you from touching your face, so there is that.

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Announcement: this dead cart will be going express to Forest Hills. Please pull your dead behind the yellow line!

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The wearer of the mask realizes that Covid-19 is actually the miasma released by D. Trump's gastronomical chaos. This attack of Trumpian Miasma is his primary weapon. It gas power released in China to prevent the Chinese from becoming greater than great America. Trump, et al. believed that unleashing the ferocious noxiousness of Trump Miasma would ultimately cause all of China to collapse into a 20 year sleep.

For the past three years Trump's Miasma has been collected into sealed pressurized gas tanks. The tanks were stored in the Obama administration basketball court.

Wherever Trump traveled there always were miasma collectors. On on the foreign trips and at his golf courses where he was courted, fanned and flattered his output of flatulence could lift roofs.

What was learned by Trump picked scientists is that for Trump there is a proportionate response of flatulence to flattery. The greater the flattery the greater the Trumpian flatulence.

Yet as with most Trumpian ideas once unleashed upon Wuhan via Trump designed invisible gas bombers the Miasma simply followed the winds and so started infecting other nations.

Trump's personally vetted scientists believed that the deficient carbon in the air -which proves there is no global warming - was actually filled by heavier gasses. These heavier gasses were to keep the Trumpian Miasma low to the ground.

But since global warming is real, and there is a excess of lighter gasses, and because Trumpian flatulence has an unnatural ability to stay hotter than hot air, inevitably it arose into the atmosphere and spread across the world.

This doctor's beak is a tried and true preventative of inhaling previous bouts of miasma. This person knows their medical history.

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..;.was its beak stuffed with ambergris, mint, and rose petals and his coat slathered with suet? Otherwise, mere plague kabuki...

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