By adamg on Mon., 12/6/2021 - 3:08 pm
At least he wore a mask.
Update: Suspect arrested.
Transit Police report they are hunting a man who, as they euphemistically put it, "left behind his DNA" in "full view of numerous shocked and horrified passengers" on the outbound platform around 7:40 p.m. on Sunday.
If he looks familiar, contact detectives at 617-222-1050 or send an anonymous text to 873873.
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I dub thee...
By tachometer
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 3:42pm
Mr. DNA
Mr Kamikazi
By MrDines
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 8:43pm
He's an altruistic pervert!
How did he get away, then?
By Will LaTulippe
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 4:06pm
He didn't just lie down and fall asleep after finishing?
I heard he lit up a cigarette
By merlinmurph
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 5:34pm
..
MBTDNA
By anon
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 4:12pm
MBTDNA
Even Charlie didn't get off.
That should help
By jmeltzer
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 4:56pm
to catch him.
Smart, guys like that aren't.
Gotta admit
By alkali
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 5:01pm
he's got spunk.
He watched pornhub and ended
By Kinopio
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 5:09pm
He watched pornhub and ended up on Uhub.
gotta admit
By Luke Warmer
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 9:20pm
he's also soon-to-be Mr. MRSA of the dick.
dad
By bostnkid
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 9:24pm
he always said don’t ever touch the handrails on escalators. thanks dad.
When the cops find him...
By FakeBostonCharlie
Mon, 12/06/2021 - 10:51pm
...will they charge him for littering?
And creating a nuisance
By jmeltzer
Tue, 12/07/2021 - 6:47am
That should help him on the Group W Bench.
...and they all moved back
By eeka
Tue, 12/07/2021 - 1:07pm
Hey, keed! They're remaking
By Rob
Tue, 12/07/2021 - 10:54pm
Hey, keed! They're remaking the Boston Strangler, not the Boston...
Ah, you know what? Never mind!
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