The main reason no one cares about stories like this and why the orange line fire was front page news for a week is because cars and trucks are on fire all the time and train fires are incredibly rare.
I heard the FBI was conducting a raid on the UHaul looking for Hillary’s email server and the Hunter Biden laptop. The van burst into flames right before they could get inside.
The U-Haul got so excited about its upcoming date with destiny on Storrow Drive that it burst into flames prematurely, thus missing its shot at immortality.
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The main reason no one cares
The main reason no one cares about stories like this and why the orange line fire was front page news for a week is because cars and trucks are on fire all the time and train fires are incredibly rare.
You know
If the driver jumped from the overpass onto I-90 below, I’m pretty sure it would have made national news.
Throwing a burning mattress down below...
And then jumping onto that would supremely awesome
Pretty bold claim
that no one cares about this story.
Not an everyday occurance.
Hope the Patriot Front guys in the back are ok.
To be fair
There are still some people who use U-Hauls for actual moves and not just to haul sacks of trash around
I heard the FBI was
I heard the FBI was conducting a raid on the UHaul looking for Hillary’s email server and the Hunter Biden laptop. The van burst into flames right before they could get inside.
Premature inflagration
The U-Haul got so excited about its upcoming date with destiny on Storrow Drive that it burst into flames prematurely, thus missing its shot at immortality.
Or ...
Someone's fine plan to effect a "storrowflagtion" failed, purely as the result of improperly-timed ignition ...