Vast swarms of amorous flying ants are flitting around tonight, landing in ears and hair, raining on cars and dropping into people's frappes
Jamaica Plain, Roslindale and Hyde Park Facebook groups tonight are full of accounts of people and vehicles getting stuck in a mating frenzy of zillions of tiny flying ants, in those neighborhoods and West Roxbury and Dedham, too (Update: Cambridge and Somerville, too).
People are sharing photos of cars covered in the bugs and accounts of the tiny bugs winding up in their noses and hair and buried in their dog's fur. One man enjoying a frappe outside JP Licks in Jamaica Plain reported one of the ants hit his face and then bounced into his drink.
There was a report that people were walking down Centre Street in Jamaica Plain with their tops pulled up over their faces, the more enterprising using umbrellas as big shields.
In these nuptial flights flying females mate with scads of males, who supply her enough sperm to last her years. She lands, loses her wings and begins to build a colony. The males drop dead. The question is why this is happening all at once, everywhere, at least in some neighborhoods.
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May they nestle deep into the
May they nestle deep into the eyes, ears, mouths and hair of the same gang riding scooters and loud motorbikes that roar around Arborway and Forest Hills Street every night from 11 to 4 a.m , back and forth.
Thank you!!
I was SO confused when I walked outside and found my car covered in a swarm of these things - had to turn on my wipers to clear my windshield of them! Thank you for at least helping me feel less crazy, because I wasn’t sure if others found it as alarming as I did!
The question is why this is
I don't want to alarm people, but I wonder if this might be a diversion to cover for the TLF making their move.
Flying Ant hatch
Normally certain species/ varieties of insects like Mayflies and Flying Ants hatch over the course of a few days to take to the air and mate before laying their eggs and dying. During certain weather conditions, the hatch occurs all at once leading a bit of unpleasantness with the sheer quantity of them.
In the late '80's I witnessed a large Flying Ant Hatch in August right after a hurricane came by and the air pressure shot up as the air dried out. Should have gone trout fishing...
Turkeys eat insects, so at
Turkeys eat insects, so at least they'll have a chance to get some protein out of this whole situation.
Imagine owning a pool under it all
One Hyde Park resident reports having to spend an hour skimming dead ants from her above-ground pool today:
Oh great!
Now your ad server is showing me a pitch for an exterminator with a big gross cockroach photo! Thanks a bunch, Mr. Gaffin! :-)
Ew!
Now to go see if the the Google ad server has a blocking setting for "gross bugs."
Sad Globe photo cutline
The Globe picked up
millions of dead antsthe story and illustrated it with a photo of an ant with wings, under which it had this caption:very meta
Adam quoting BG; BG quoting Adam.
Love it!
Boston journalism
Is just one giant ouroboros.
Driving home that day
I had to go downtown on Monday and while driving home I had a few ants smack into my window at a red light in Dorchester.
I thought it was odd, but I didn't realize how many might have been out there. I guess I'm glad it was the one day recently when I chose to drive with the top up.