Around 2 p.m., Emzylemzy demanded to know:
WHY IS THERE A LARGE DEAD FISH IN THE BRIGHAM CIRCLE TRAIN TRACKS?
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BECAUSE
By a-non-e-nonny
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:04pm
IT IS CLEARLY TOO HOT TO BE WAITING FOR THE E LINE. EVERYBODY, INSIDE!
Flies dropping, fish floundering, lipstick melting... it's a friggin' Heatsunami!
I guess
By anon
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:11pm
because all the other fish wouldn't be cod dead in Mission Hill?
I'll show myself out...
Answer
By Kaz
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:15pm
Because the staple fell out of the chicken halfway across.
This guy
By anon
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:18pm
should stop carping about the E Line.
...got trapped when the tide
By anon
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:27pm
...got trapped when the tide went out?
Best I Can Come Up With
By Suldog
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:29pm
Because the line to Watertown closed?
(See, it's a fish, and fish need water, and... Yeah, I know. If I have to explain it...)
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Confused fish
By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 07/19/2013 - 10:11am
He was trying to get to Riverside.
Wait for it
By roadman
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:08pm
.......
Management's "E"xcuse of the day to justify providing their usual subpar service.
Switching problems, of course.
By jmeltzer
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:16pm
Next?
Got on...
By John-W
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:18pm
..the Green Line but was looking for the Bream Line....
Someone should tell that fish
By anon
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 9:39pm
That he needs to take the Red Line to Alewife!
You do what you have to do
By alkali
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:21pm
I'm not saying I'm endorsing animal sacrifice, but if it keeps the E line running ...
Because
By Sock_Puppet
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:24pm
Roger Berkowitz never forgets
was waiting for a connection
By anon
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:32pm
was waiting for a connection to the 39 bus to return home to Jamaica Pond, misplaced Charlie Card because fish don't have any pockets.
Don't you mean he misplaced his Charlie Cod?
By noahproblem
Fri, 07/19/2013 - 12:50am
(actually with our "accent" that probably how it sounds to someone not from here...)
Sorry Charlie...
By Sarcastic Sam
Fri, 07/19/2013 - 3:37pm
The E-Line only accepts good tasting tuna..or is it tunas with good taste...can't remember.
It's an old Sicilian message
By ijustworkhere
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:49pm
The Green Line sleeps with the fishes.
Changes
By dmk
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 7:23pm
Well, they were planning on *scaling* back to Brigham Circle, ... yes?
(groaning)
BTW, These answers just have me ROTFLMAO
pics...
By Dani B.
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 7:57pm
...or it didn't happen.
because
By BikerGeek
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 8:00pm
Someone wanted to know how many surrealists it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
Geez,
By joehp
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 8:30pm
you people are terrible. The answer, of course, is, why not?
The MBTA discovered that dead
By anon
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 8:30pm
The MBTA discovered that dead rotting fish provides a strong enough stench to cover up the usual summer odor of the Green Line with something ever so slightly more pleasant.
Brigham Circle...
By Christopher
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 9:39pm
...is like the Mackerel at Moonlight - it both "Shines and Stinks."
He probably had a haddock....
By noahproblem
Fri, 07/19/2013 - 12:47am
...and needed to check into one of the nearby hospitals, possibly to see a sturgeon...
I'm not sure why....
By Sarcastic Sam
Fri, 07/19/2013 - 3:39pm
.. I need to think about this for a while. LET ME MULLET OVER
(best thread EVER)
Fishy story
By anon
Sun, 07/21/2013 - 6:38pm
Something seems fishy here...
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