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Floundering for an answer

By adamg on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 2:53pm

Around 2 p.m., Emzylemzy demanded to know:

WHY IS THERE A LARGE DEAD FISH IN THE BRIGHAM CIRCLE TRAIN TRACKS?

Neighborhoods: 
Roxbury
Topics: 
The T
Free tagging: 
Green Line
Mission Hill
Brigham Circle


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By a-non-e-nonny on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:04pm.

IT IS CLEARLY TOO HOT TO BE WAITING FOR THE E LINE. EVERYBODY, INSIDE!

Flies dropping, fish floundering, lipstick melting... it's a friggin' Heatsunami!

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By anon on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:11pm.

because all the other fish wouldn't be cod dead in Mission Hill?

I'll show myself out...

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By Kaz on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:15pm.

Because the staple fell out of the chicken halfway across.

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By anon on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:18pm.

should stop carping about the E Line.

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By anon on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:27pm.

...got trapped when the tide went out?

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By Suldog on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 4:29pm.

Because the line to Watertown closed?

(See, it's a fish, and fish need water, and... Yeah, I know. If I have to explain it...)

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

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By SwirlyGrrl on Fri, 07/19/2013 - 10:11am.

He was trying to get to Riverside.

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By roadman on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:08pm.

.......

Management's "E"xcuse of the day to justify providing their usual subpar service.

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By jmeltzer on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:16pm.

Next?

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By John-W on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:18pm.

..the Green Line but was looking for the Bream Line....

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By anon on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 9:39pm.

That he needs to take the Red Line to Alewife!

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By alkali on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:21pm.

I'm not saying I'm endorsing animal sacrifice, but if it keeps the E line running ...

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By Sock_Puppet on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:24pm.

Roger Berkowitz never forgets

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By anon on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:32pm.

was waiting for a connection to the 39 bus to return home to Jamaica Pond, misplaced Charlie Card because fish don't have any pockets.

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By noahproblem on Fri, 07/19/2013 - 12:50am.

(actually with our "accent" that probably how it sounds to someone not from here...)

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By Sarcastic Sam on Fri, 07/19/2013 - 3:37pm.

The E-Line only accepts good tasting tuna..or is it tunas with good taste...can't remember.

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By ijustworkhere on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 5:49pm.

The Green Line sleeps with the fishes.

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By dmk on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 7:23pm.

Well, they were planning on *scaling* back to Brigham Circle, ... yes?

(groaning)

BTW, These answers just have me ROTFLMAO

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By Dani B. on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 7:57pm.

...or it didn't happen.

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By BikerGeek on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 8:00pm.

Someone wanted to know how many surrealists it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

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By joehp on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 8:30pm.

you people are terrible. The answer, of course, is, why not?

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By anon on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 8:30pm.

The MBTA discovered that dead rotting fish provides a strong enough stench to cover up the usual summer odor of the Green Line with something ever so slightly more pleasant.

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By Christopher on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 9:39pm.

...is like the Mackerel at Moonlight - it both "Shines and Stinks."

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By noahproblem on Fri, 07/19/2013 - 12:47am.

...and needed to check into one of the nearby hospitals, possibly to see a sturgeon...

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By Sarcastic Sam on Fri, 07/19/2013 - 3:39pm.

.. I need to think about this for a while. LET ME MULLET OVER

(best thread EVER)

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By anon on Sun, 07/21/2013 - 6:38pm.

Something seems fishy here...

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