Teller asks would-be bank robber to remove his hood and he does
By adamg on Mon, 03/10/2014 - 8:01am
The FBI reports a hooded man walked into the Eastern Bank branch at 470 W. Broadway in South Boston last Thursday with robbery on his mind.
But then the teller asked him to take his hood down. And he did. And then he ran out, the FBI says.
Still, that's good enough for an attempted-robbery charge if found, so the FBI's Bank Robbery Task Force is now looking for him.
If you see him, Special Agent Darwin Suelen would love to hear from you, at 617-223-6166.
Ed. note: We're not bank-robbery experts or anything, but he sure looks like the guy who robbed the same bank in February.
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I read this as if it was
I read this as if it was Teller from Pen & Teller
Couldn't even change his shirt
I don't know why I feel bad for this poor dope, but I do. Stupid + drugs is kind of what prisons are for, but seeing him lumber down his dead end is just sad.
Stupid + Drugs
Are what social services and detox are for.
Prisons just amplify the problem.
Yep it's the same hoodie
Same crest logo on the chest. Gotta be the same guy.
Oh my dear God...
Can't even switch up the hoodie.
Agent's name is Darwin? Seems about right.
n/t
Doi!
But Marge...we need money for more drugs, I'll just rob a bank! Doi!
Takes brains
Favorite quote from a cop I know:
"In spite of the cutbacks at NASA having put people out of work, you'll find that very few low-level criminals are actually rocket scientists."