Police are hunting a man who ran out of the East Boston Shaw's with two purloined plastic bags of shrimp, which he tried to sell at a nearby restaurant, only to be rebuffed, so he went into another restaurant to try to offload the shrimp, only they apparently didn't think his offer was kosher, either.
The suspect is described as white or Hispanic, wearing a blue hoodie over his head, and carrying two bags of shrimp. He was last seen heading towards Chelsea on Meridian Street.
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A lot of people don't realize what's really going on.
By MC Slim JB
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 1:34pm
They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.
Well the way I see it, it's exactly the same.
By Scratchie
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 2:02pm
There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics.
Not my face!
By Jarrod
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 3:52pm
My face!
The more you drive, the less
By Otto
Sat, 01/17/2015 - 10:27am
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Indeed. We're all just prawns
By Arthur O. Pod
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 2:06pm
Indeed. We're all just prawns in a larger game.
I blame society.
By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 3:32pm
Society made me what I am.
That's bullshit
By Cranky
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 4:50pm
That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Yeah
By Tommy Jeff
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 5:33pm
But it still hurts.
You eat a lot of acid, MC,
By MattyC
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 3:57pm
You eat a lot of acid, MC, back in the hippie days?
Oh, dear
By adamg
Sat, 01/17/2015 - 5:52pm
It's a line from a scene in a movie that revolves around the phrase "plate of shrimp." Exactly which movie is left as an exercise for the reader.
http://www.imdb.com/title
By MattyC
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 8:58am
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087995/quotes?item=qt...
Je creve(tte) de rire.
By be
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 5:04pm
And in another part town, a girl wakes up thinking about "Where the F*ckin' Liberty Used To Be," and later wanders over to the Stah on Beacon to pick up some shrimp, due to an unexplained craving.
Hey, you know somethin?
By Tommy Jeff
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 5:26pm
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!!!
Last Seen Scampi-ing Away Towards Chelsea
By Elmer
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 1:49pm
Roslindale version
By anon
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 3:27pm
I was at the Blue Star the other day and a rough looking guy came in and tried to sell them some bulk rock salt. It didn't seem like a legit business solicitation and he was not successful.
The road less traveled
By Phyzzi
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 3:44pm
Bulk rock salt around the time it starts snowing? Seems legit.
Rock salt? In a season like this?
By adamg
Sat, 01/17/2015 - 5:54pm
I wonder how much he wanted. Now maybe if it had been kosher salt ...
Can we get a rimshot for Adam?
By Ari O
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 3:50pm
"only they apparently didn't think his offer was kosher"
Worth a chuckle
Should we ask Sharif to weigh in on things?
By be
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 5:27pm
http://youtu.be/-QGeIQU_zDw
Thank you
By anon
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 5:58pm
I was wondering when shrimp ever was kosher. But that is why I could not keep a kosher house. For one I'm not Jewish; so I'd have to convert. Two the idea of a rabbi you know what to my you know what leaves this goyim pleading oy gevalt.
He'll sell them to his local
By SixOne7
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 4:19pm
He'll sell them to his local Prawn Shop
Friday
By cybah
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 6:02pm
well for what it's worth.. it is Friday. Fish on Fridays, if you're catholic.
God damn dipshit Rodriguez
By ZachAndTired
Sat, 01/17/2015 - 12:38am
God damn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!
Put it on a plate son...you
By Finn
Sat, 01/17/2015 - 2:45pm
Put it on a plate son...you'll enjoy it more.
Saw what you did there Adam
By RPA
Sat, 01/17/2015 - 9:59pm
Well played
For those of you who don't know what just went down in the title of this subject see :21-:37 of the attached:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJ5cCP0ZPE
Then sit down and watch the whole movie sometime -- it won't disappoint
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