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Plate of shrimp
By adamg on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 1:30pm
Police are hunting a man who ran out of the East Boston Shaw's with two purloined plastic bags of shrimp, which he tried to sell at a nearby restaurant, only to be rebuffed, so he went into another restaurant to try to offload the shrimp, only they apparently didn't think his offer was kosher, either.
The suspect is described as white or Hispanic, wearing a blue hoodie over his head, and carrying two bags of shrimp. He was last seen heading towards Chelsea on Meridian Street.
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A lot of people don't realize what's really going on.
They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.
Well the way I see it, it's exactly the same.
There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics.
Not my face!
My face!
The more you drive, the less
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Indeed. We're all just prawns
Indeed. We're all just prawns in a larger game.
I blame society.
Society made me what I am.
That's bullshit
That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Yeah
But it still hurts.
You eat a lot of acid, MC,
You eat a lot of acid, MC, back in the hippie days?
Oh, dear
It's a line from a scene in a movie that revolves around the phrase "plate of shrimp." Exactly which movie is left as an exercise for the reader.
http://www.imdb.com/title
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087995/quotes?item=qt0280547
Je creve(tte) de rire.
And in another part town, a girl wakes up thinking about "Where the F*ckin' Liberty Used To Be," and later wanders over to the Stah on Beacon to pick up some shrimp, due to an unexplained craving.
Hey, you know somethin?
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!!!
Last Seen Scampi-ing Away Towards Chelsea
Roslindale version
I was at the Blue Star the other day and a rough looking guy came in and tried to sell them some bulk rock salt. It didn't seem like a legit business solicitation and he was not successful.
The road less traveled
Bulk rock salt around the time it starts snowing? Seems legit.
Rock salt? In a season like this?
I wonder how much he wanted. Now maybe if it had been kosher salt ...
Can we get a rimshot for Adam?
"only they apparently didn't think his offer was kosher"
Worth a chuckle
Should we ask Sharif to weigh in on things?
http://youtu.be/-QGeIQU_zDw
Thank you
I was wondering when shrimp ever was kosher. But that is why I could not keep a kosher house. For one I'm not Jewish; so I'd have to convert. Two the idea of a rabbi you know what to my you know what leaves this goyim pleading oy gevalt.
He'll sell them to his local
He'll sell them to his local Prawn Shop
Friday
well for what it's worth.. it is Friday. Fish on Fridays, if you're catholic.
God damn dipshit Rodriguez
God damn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!
Put it on a plate son...you
Put it on a plate son...you'll enjoy it more.
Saw what you did there Adam
Well played
For those of you who don't know what just went down in the title of this subject see :21-:37 of the attached:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJ5cCP0ZPE
Then sit down and watch the whole movie sometime -- it won't disappoint