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Our world-class city to get restaurant with servers with bare midriffs
By adamg on Thu, 11/05/2015 - 3:34pm
The Boston Licensing Board today approved the city's first Tilted Kilt restaurant, which will feature waitresses in tight tops and short tartan skirts, as well as food and TVs turned to sportsball.
In addition to approving a Tilted Kilt where Copperfield's is now on Brookline Avenue, the board also approved plans to replace the old Church on Kilmarnock Street with a chef-driven high-end restaurant where you won't be able to see the server's belly buttons.
At a hearing yesterday, the board heard that the Fenway Civic Association and district City Councilor Josh Zakim opposed the Tilted Kilt but approved of the proposed Tapestry.
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do they have good wings?!?
do they have good wings?!?
Kilts
Ladies going to wear undies? lol
Can't wait to be served by
Can't wait to be served by sexy men in kilts!
According to a woman friend who's been to one of them
Male bartenders in kilts, yes. Male waiters, no.
That's odd... this place
That's odd... this place would make a killing if they had hot guys in kilts serving ladies pub food and drinks. In this town it's the women that are out in droves dropping coin at bars and restaurants, not the men. There have been too many times when I've been out with my single friends and, much to their disappointment, places are filled with mainly women.
My friend would agree.
She does think kilts are hot.
REALLY?
So this is the modern day brothel? Why are there background info on these girls? Are they being advertised? Their hobbies, what they like to do on their spare time...etc.
This establishment is going to cause a lot of breakups and divorces....I can see it. I'm sure we LADIES wouldn't mind getting waited on by a guy with popping muscles and a nice speedo with a bow tie.......just saying.
Not exactly
Why is the licensing board responsible for the lacking self control of your hypothetical committed partners?
The presence of attractive people doesn't cause anything.
The presence of attractive
I'm sure that just like at Hooters, the waitresses will be only too happy to have sex with you if you flirt with them awkwardly.
And if they do
It still isn't their fault that their paramour's committed relationships get messed up.
you for real?
Yeah, there are probably places you can do that, too. Don't blame an establishment for water rising to its level.
someone is Mad Online
Look. I don't dispute that restaurants predicated on straight male scopophilia are creepy and gross, but...like...it's all looking. No touching. This isn't a brothel: it's just a place for disgusting men to ogle women they wouldn't even know how to please, if given the chance.
Wow
just, wow. Cotton Mather would be proud.
Or, if they also opened a restaurant geared towards heterosexual women, with good looking guys in kilts, a lesbian oriented restaurant, a gay male oriented restaurant, a bisexual oriented restaurant, a transgendered oriented restaurant, would it make you feel any better?
idk
How's the food?
Those hypothetical
Those hypothetical restaurants would go out of business. Guys are willing to pay money to look at girls. Girls don't have to pay for guys. Girls don't pay for girls. And guys don't have to pay for guys.
Not so hypothetical, and not out of business
Google am you friend, anon.
It literally took me less than a minute to find these:
Tallywackers
Waiters in Boxers
Mies Container
Somtam
And plenty more. Clearly not anywhere as many of these as there are places with attractive female servers, but nonetheless, its clear that there is a market for beefcake service.
scopophilia?
ten points extra right there...
ty, bb
Glad my two degrees in Literature/Film History are good for something.
YES!. Love the TK.
YES!. Love the TK.
Haggis?
yum
okay
Can we also open a Macho Meat Shop? Equality, y'know.
YES!!!!
YES!!! x1000
Meh.
What this city really needs is an Irish Pub.
Yeah!
We already have a Scottish bar. How many more do we need?
BIG TIPS
BIG TIPS
Tapestry
Everyone's commenting on the Tilted Kilt news, but I'm interested to know about Tapestry. At the hearing, they wanted to stay open for food until 11:30 and cocktails until 2. The community opposed that. What did the licensing board rule?
Grr, I didn't ask
Normally, if the board votes restrictions on a license, the person I call to get the results will tell me. She didn't say anything about restrictions with this one, so I'm assuming they get to stay open until 2, but I'll call tomorrow to double check.
tilted kilts
What do ghey wear under the kilts?
I believe the ghey wear the
I believe the ghey wear the same thing as straights. People really aren't that different, you know.
Raisins (South Park spoof)
One of my favorite episodes.
You may have to think about the metaphor a bit.
http://www.tv.com/shows/south-park/watch/raisins-290382/
Klassy.
Is Klassy the right word? I meant sexist.
Sexist?
The employees would be there under their own will. So are you "slut shaming" these potential young ladies, who really aren't wearing anything that offensive. These are kilts not thongs and employees not slaves....
If they only hire female waitstaff
That would be sexist, right?
Also, if they only cross-dress the women in kilts, but don't have the men wearing kilts, that's also sexist.
Another Great Point
You're right. When women have to wear sexy uniforms to get paid for waiting tables, men are the real victims of sexism. I mean there's a clear pattern in our society of men having to be sexy in order to be respected and get jobs.
Choose Sexism!
Great point! Businesses like this aren't sexist, just look at Hooters.They love women! I mean If someone *chooses* to be exploited, what's the harm in it?
ask them yourselves
Go undercover as a patron and tell m'lady you'd like to help them get out. In this story, our action hero remembers to tip his fedora.
Don't worry
I'm opening a bar called Salty Tears where everyone in here crying about the Tilted Kilt opening can drown their sorrows in a drink.
I promise. No kilts.
Racist!
No kilts allowed?? What do you have against the Scots?
Scots aren't a race
They're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth!
/renton
Lads vs. Ladies
The guys won't make money from the ladies. Girls, as a rule, do not tip well, and are hoping for free drinks.
Who you gonna play? The guys. Gay, straight, that's who who you work. They tip.