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Citizen complaint of the day: Raunchy raccoons running riot
By adamg on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 11:38am
It's not quite dogs and cats laying together, but a disgruntled South Boston citizen has had quite enough of fornicating raccoons on East 7 Street:
Raccoons mating. Need to be removed! Saw them last night on my deck and this morning they are abusing my neighbors pool.
H/t roving UHub 311 reader onelith.
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Adorable
With their widdle censorship masks they look like '60s porn.
And just about
as hairy.
Hiyo!
Saw them yesterday
They're wrestling.
Trash Panda Looooove
Racoon Racoon candlelight
Doin' South Boston, doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Racoon Susie, Racoon Sam
Playin' racoon tag in South Boston land
Now they're swimmin'
Neighbor's pool is shimmerin'
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It's Trash Panda looooooove!
You owe me brain bleach
Captain and Tennille filk is just plain WRONG.
Raccoon mating
a/k/a the original 50 shades of grey...
You can have a pool
In your yard in southie? i wish i was a racoon, i could get in there in summer!
Looking at Google Maps
Looking at Google Maps satellite view, there's a surprising number of blue pool-shaped-regions in people's backyards in South Boston, at least on the east side of Dorchester Street. (Among other things, the blocks are thicker on that side, allowing for more backyard space.)
Pool Abuse
That's a strange definition of "abuse."
abusing
The word "abusing" is too strong in this case. "Trespassing" is a better word in this situation.
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
Birds do it... Bees do it.... Even Trash Pandas do it.
Hide yo kids. Hide yo trash.
Hide yo kids. Hide yo trash.
Get a room!
Get a room!
Raccoons are not rodents and
Raccoons are not rodents and is that the best shot you get out of an i phone ? Upgrade already ! Hardly any sharpness at all, like they couldn't hold the phone steady with one hand or something. I hope the city doesn't waste any resources on this, or better yet, use the resources to educate citizens about the joys of wildlife and the joy of wildlife photography.
Video, with soundtrack
You would think that they would upload a video, so Elmer or Cybah could rework it with something like this dubbed in:
Advice to those who want decent pictures
Buy an ACTUAL camera instead of relying on an overpriced TELEPHONE for your photography needs.
Harumph!!!!
DISGUSTING!!!!!
Discovering channel...
Link fixed
How is it possible...
That this is the first time I am seeing this video?!? That song always gives me a good laugh.
I used to live in Andrew
I used to live in Andrew Square and watched one of the notorious southie raccoons murder a cat once. It was traumatizing.