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They will move.
My experience is that if the car, truck, or (FFS) streetcar keeps moving slowly, inexorably forward, the turkeys will get out of the way. They're not that stupid.
Why not just run em over?
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I wouldn't
Not with that Type Eight leading.
Not even a notorious Type 8
Not even a notorious Type 8 Breda can derail our glorious revolution!
have you considered
Getting into the urban transportation business yourselves? With your organizational skills, regional knowledge, and sheer numbers, you could easily do better than Keolis.
I'd be more worried about
your revolution derailing the notorious Type 8 Breda.
Here's why you don't want to run them over
Bits of dead animal can be really hard to remove from under your vehicle, and after a few days, they stink like hell. A friend of mine hit an already-dead deer on the highway late one night, and multiple trips through a car wash were not enough to dislodge the venison from under his car. Smelled for a couple of weeks.
Also, the TLF will find you.
I once had mightmares...
ce had a nightmare where I got trampled by giant turkeys. It was VERY scary.