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He must be thinking about what to do with all that money
By adamg on Wed, 08/23/2017 - 9:41am
The FBI's Bank Robbery Task Force reports this happy man held up the Bank of America branch at 333 Longwood Ave. in the Longwood Medical Area, around 1:40 p.m. on July 31.
He gave a teller a demand note and, to emphasize his point, "displayed a black semi-automatic handgun."
If Don't Worry guy looks familiar, contact Det. Patricia Durant at 617-680-3758.
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Yoooooooouk
That's Kevin Youkilis. He thinks shaving off his doofy facial hair will trick us!
Looks more like Milar
Except he has his pants on, I assume.
He probably was listening to
He probably was listening to Eminem and got amped ☝ before he decided to rob the joint
It looks like one of those
It looks like one of those fancy silicone masks to me.
"Yes I have a gun in my pocket"
"And, yes, I am glad to see you..."
I work in Longwood
And I didn't hear about this until now. It's amazing to me how things like this don't come to light until 3 weeks after the fact. Why not immediately release images so witnesses can come forward?
Me too!
And it's a little unsettling to read about these bank robberies, which seem to happen right around the corner from me with unsettling frequency.
Banks Don't Like To Publicize How Often They Get Robbed
Here's a thought: He should
Here's a thought: He should have visited a dentist while he was in the area.
Here's another thought: I've seen very visible signs posted in some area banks at the door that say "Please Remove Your Hat and Sunglasses Before Entering" .
Here's a third one: Seems there's an increase over the past several years in Boston and surrounding areas of the number of bank, gas station, and convenient store robberies.
Here is another thought:
Perhaps he can't afford a dentist? Or perhaps he does not have dental insurance?
And here's another thought: A person robbing a bank does not give a sh*t about signs?
Who knows
Perhaps he was robbing the bank so he would have money to pay for dental work.
Every bank I've been in lately
has a sign at the entrance saying something like "please remove hats and sunglasses before entering". Yet, people wearing these items are almost always allowed to enter.
The bank staff should call them out as they enter the lobby "Sir? please remove your hat/glasses/motorcycle helmet, thank you." This calls attention to the individual right away. Before they are able to even approach the teller line, all eyes are on them, which is what they don't want. It's a great deterrent that is completely ignored.
Banks are more than happy to just hand over the dough, send the crackhead on his way and then file an insurance claim for the loss. I understand this procedure because it doesn't aggravate the possibly armed suspect into harming anyone. But they could prevent a lot of these guys from reaching the teller window in the first place if they enforced the 'doff your hat' policy.
In the worst winters
People wear balaclavas and face masks. Some banks have people at the door asking you to strip them off.
Why the heck
would someone wear a greek pastry and a football helmet?
Buddy Hackett
If you're over 50, you'll remember.
www.gettyimages.com/pictures/buddy-hackett-224801#buddy-hackett-during-a...
Perhaps he had a plane waiting outside
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Up the Design Requirements
Maybe we should think about the design requirements for banks?
Granted this example is at least 27 years old, but in Italy, to enter a bank you had to go through an airlock of sorts, where the inner door couldn't open until the outer door was closed.
Anyone been there recently to know if it's different now?
I know he's got a bag full of loot but
how can he be so happy looking like that>
He's high, or.
he can't believe they believed his bullshit.
Cha-Ching!
Hmmmm:
Looks like one of the Beagle
Looks like one of the Beagle Boys from DuckTales. Guess Ma Beagle baked another prison cake with a file in it again.
He probably really need the cash
He doesn't look like a Bostonian he looks like he's from Maine Orange Brockton Everett Readville Tewkesbury frighen dude might not be a citizen what if ppl cossing over the border migrating to the the States and robbing banks.. I hope that thats not the case here at least he did not say i have a bombs set-up surrounding the building or threatened the tellers like bitch i know where live.. Thank goodness. Frighten for the sake of Mary and Joseph i hope everyone was safe and noone got hurt.