What's black and white and gross all over? One man's penis behind a newspaper on the Orange Line, police say
Transit Police report arresting a Haverhill man they say would board a nearly empty Orange Line car, sit next to a woman and then expose and fondle himself while using a newspaper to hide what he was doing from the rest of the passengers.
Police have formally charged Juan Tavarez, 41, of Haverhill, for an incident around 11 a.m. yesterday on an outbound Orange Line train between Wellington and Malden Center, but say he's also a suspect for two similar incidents on the Orange Line last year.
According to police:
While traveling on an Orange line train an unknown male took a seat directly next to the victim (Victim thought odd due to the fact the train was nearly empty). The male in possession of a newspaper used it to shield others view - except the victim's), removed his genitals looked at the victim and committed a lewd act.
Innocent, etc.
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I'd like to nominate this as a candidate for UHub's headline of the year.
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He may have been reading an outdated Phoenix
Grossest headline, certainly.
Grossest headline, certainly.
So...
...would you say this guy is a whackjob?
What was the size of his pica
What was the size of his pica?
He seems to be a rather "bold
He seems to be a rather "bold type".
personally
IDGAF about the issue of this unusual headline.....I refuse to be that kind of liberal.....
I am just kinda surprised Adam wrote it though--just because it is weirdly edgy-in-the-wrong-way wording....but then that guy is edgy in the wrong way too so I guess its fair
I had to think twice about the headline
Not for the reason you think, but because it obviously riffs off the old joke about "what's black and white and red all over" and I dunno, kids these days aren't quite as familiar with print newspapers, so ...
technically
that's the same reason
Clarifying edit?
What's black and white and all over gross?
So...
So what kind of Liberal are you? I mean, you brought it up.
I'm still puzzled about
the guy removing his genitals.
almost all women i know have
almost all women i know have been flashed at some point, and that’s without unsolicited dick pics on texts and social media. my introduction to boston at college orientation was a dude on the redline rubbing his penis on me on a crowded T. happened again on the green line 2x while in college (thankful for the other men around me that recognized my terror and stepped in to help and get the guy off the T both times). in new york, i had a guy sit across from me on the bus masturbating, forcing me to immediately request a stop and walk 20 blocks home.
our society has a problem with men not recognizing not all women want to fuck them, and we don’t owe you shit.
Chivalry is not dead
Wrong person exited the bus
Eff him. He is the one who should have been forced off the bus with extreme prejudice, not you.
It's the latest body mod
Removable genitals. All the rage, and very handy on the subway.
Detachable
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I can leave it at home when I think it's going to get me in trouble.