A puzzled citizen filed a 311 complaint this morning about the situation at Commonwealth Avenue and Clarendon Street:
Someone left their huge bag of bagels here.
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A puzzled citizen filed a 311 complaint this morning about the situation at Commonwealth Avenue and Clarendon Street:
Someone left their huge bag of bagels here.
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If you see something,
By eeka
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 9:38am
say something.
"Would it kill you to brew
By Scratchie
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 10:30am
"Would it kill you to brew some coffee?"
Birds
By Kaz
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 9:53am
Pigeons probably phoned it in to the BPD so they'd send the bomb squad to blow this up too.
Possible answer
By adamg
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 9:56am
On Facebook, Mike Mennonno writes:
Strikes me as the most likely
By Pref Anon
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 10:23am
Strikes me as the most likely, but feel like someone should leave a note too then!
Seems likely
By downtown-anon
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 2:00pm
I pretty sure this isn't the first time I've seen a bag like that.
Still doesn't mean it couldn't be filled with bagels hollowed out and full of explosives though.
Why so negative?
By Irma la Douce
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 6:46pm
The hollowed out bagels could be stuffed with $50 bills!
Some of the restaurants I
By bibliotequetres...
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 10:05am
Some of the restaurants I worked in would let us put food that was leftover & couldn't be used the next day-- like dinner rolls and soup-- outside someplace where homeless folks would easily find it. This looks like an attempt to do that.
It's For Teh Punx
By est.1985
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 10:39am
Do not touch unless you can creepy crawl
It's for the freegans
By Anon
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 12:23pm
It's for the freegans.
noun
noun: freegan; plural noun: freegans
a person who rejects consumerism and seeks to help the environment by reducing waste, especially by retrieving and using discarded food and other goods.
Another social experiment
By Lunchbox
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 12:42pm
From that group in Rome. "Open Me"
https://www.universalhub.com/2019/group-says-its-b...
Does the state Unclaimed
By Dave
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 12:52pm
Does the state Unclaimed Property dept. have a findmassbagels.com site?
I have seen a gentleman with
By Finn
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 1:38pm
I have seen a gentleman with a large bag of bread in this area occasionally, feeding birds (and by extension, rats) in the Public Garden.
However...
By Concerned
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 1:51pm
Would it be safe for a homeless person to eat food anonymously left outside this way? Isn't it possible some creep poisoned them first? Am I being too cynical?
Yes
By baepp
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 3:59pm
You're being too cynical.
311 isn’t lost and found.
By Lmo
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 4:34pm
311 isn’t lost and found.
Re: Tribute left on Street
By Turkey Liberati...
Thu, 08/15/2019 - 7:43pm
Re: Tribute left on Street/Sidewalk
Case Number: 101002993607
Dear Colonial Occupier,
Thank you for contacting us regarding a Tribute left on Street/Sidewalk, which you reported on Aug 15, 2019, located at the Intersection Of Clarendon St & Commonwealth Ave, Boston.
We have closed this case for the following reason:
Delicious tribute accepted despite dubious kosher status.
Closed date : 2019-08-15
If you have questions, or if the issue was not resolved to your satisfaction, please contact us by replying to this comment or calling us by gobbling. We're available to provide liberation services 24 hours a day, seven days a week except the fourth Thursday in November of each year.
Your self loathing is important to us. Please take a moment to consider supporting our glorious struggle of liberation so we can ensure we are continuously providing the best resistance to the unlawful occupation of our native lands.
Sincerely,
The Turkey Liberation Front
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