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Citizen complaint of the day: Coyote on a Mission
By adamg on Tue, 03/31/2020 - 11:05pm
A startled citizen filed a 311 complaint about a coyote trotting along St. Alphonsus Street by Kevin Fitzgerald Park on Mission HIll 2 p.m.-ish today. No word if it was being chased by one of the increasingly ornery turkey gangs trying to take over the city.
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Good. I hope they take over.
Good. I hope they take over. Them and the turkeys. And the bobcats. And the bald eagles. And the owls. And the foxes. And the deer. And the bears. And the fisher cats.
Bunnies are taking over the
Bunnies are taking over the end of HP Ave!
You forgot about the porcupines
What do these people expect to result from their complaints? Do they imagine the City will dispatch parties to hunt down the animals, or what?
And oppossum
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It will go to Boston and have
It will go to Boston and have the city all to it’s self.
"I gotta get home!"
"I'm expecting a package from Acme.".
I hope
It doesn't involve the boulder over him. I can't believe ACME still sells that.
The cayote wants to volunteer
The cayote wants to volunteer and fight the Covid19...
What, you've never woken up
in the middle of the night and said to yourself "Man, I could really go for a dehydrated boulder right now."
There was a company in Bedford called Acme Packet
Something o do with telecom software. All the conference rooms were named things like Wil E. Coyote, Yosemite Sam, Roadrunner, etc. They were bought up by Oracle.
He doesn't use Acme anymore.
Amazon bought them out.
And Amazon won't give Coyote the same line of credit
he had with ACME for decades. Perhaps they found out about this:
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1990/02/26/coyote-v-acme