WBZ reports police in Tewksbury are looking for a monkey that might be roaming the town. A local animal hospital warned resident to stay well away from the animal - and to definitely not touch it - because of the risk the monkey might be infected with potentially deadly herpes B.
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Because it may cause...
By Friartuck
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 6:35am
Blindness? Or is that not a thing anymore?
hallucinations and liver
By Erin
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 10:40am
hallucinations and liver failure!
Joke
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 4:10pm
Mother: "Don't do that! It will make you go blind!".
Son: "Can I do it just until I need glasses?".
:-)
Adam, you had a PERFECT Peter Gabriel joke
By Old Groucho
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 6:41am
teed up right in front of you.
Hepatitis?
By perruptor
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 6:42am
The story says it might have Herpes B, which is apparently a monkey thing.
Yep
By adamg
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 9:00am
I can't read! Fixed.
And the monkey came from?
By anon
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 7:26am
And the monkey came from?
Best headline in some time
By Adeas
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 7:38am
You’re full of gems Adam, but this is great!
I thought it was something
By bostondriver
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 8:15am
about shocking monkeys that was forbidden.
Thanks Adam
By BostonDog
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 8:22am
Now I'll have that f'ing Peter Gaberiel song in my head for the rest of the day.
Shock the monkey
By SamWack
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 5:32pm
Not only is not not forbidden, it is compulsory. And inevitable.
Don't you monkey with the monkey.
What happens in Tewksbury.....
By nino nitti
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 9:38am
Doesn't always stay in Tewksbury. The fact that this warning had to be issued speaks volumes about the borough.
Damn
By Digsby
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 10:00am
2020 hits different huh
Touch my Monkey!
By SwirlyGrrl
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 10:58am
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSWtCrqB3E4[/youtube]
I'm an Apeman, I'm an Ape Apeman
By DapperO
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 12:59pm
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an Apeman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4
Glad I don't live in Tewksbury..
By bigredinmass
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 12:57pm
Because with quarantine and social distancing, I would have racked up many violations by now.
Don't monkey with monkeys
By Bob Leponge
Thu, 05/21/2020 - 11:20pm
They're massively strong for their size. A small monkey, duly enraged, can mess you up. A chimp could literally tear your arm off.