The Cape Cod Times reports on an allegedly charming fellow who reacted to being asked to put a mask on in a Plymouth restaurant by deliberately coughing on two patrons and telling them he hoped they just got coronavirus. Police caught up with him and now he's facing charges of two counts each of assault, threatening to commit murder and threatening to bomb or hijack and single counts of negligent driving and disturbing the peace as a subsequent offense.
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Male Karen
By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 11:17am
What do we call these face mask stupids when they are male and throw tantrums?
Kyles? Donalds?
I think it’s Ken. Lol
By BBW
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 11:21am
I think it’s Ken. Lol
Ken is Male Karen.
By Don't Panic
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 12:52pm
Sorry Barbie, lets go party.
Chad?
By In The Know
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 1:37pm
I was told the male "Karen" is "Chad." Anyone with better data?
Chad is that annoying, drunk
By RoseMai
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 3:06pm
Chad is that annoying, drunk college kid with a puka shell necklace. Ken is the proudly ignorant and in your face Karen counterpart.
Use "Chad" at your own risk...
By anon
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 4:30pm
I would suggest avoiding using "Chad". It's strongly identified with incels. It's their term for the males who get what what the incels don't. Incels also use the terms "Becky" and "Stacey" for their bizarre definitions of women.
I thought
By Anonnonnon
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 6:38pm
I thought Chad was the oversexed alpha male with a football stuffed in his trousers. Source: reddit
You left out the Chad's
By MC Slim JB
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 8:23pm
barbed-wire bicep tattoo, frosted tips, and insistent monochrome bro-iness.
Every Chad Ever
By Sock_Puppet
Sat, 07/04/2020 - 7:47am
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuzGs8SfXBo[/youtube]
My first name is Ken
By uhub-fan
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 4:49pm
...so I vote Chad.
My first name is Ken
By uhub-fan
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 4:50pm
...so I vote Chad.
Could we not?
By Tim Mc.
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 1:09pm
How about we don't turn actual personal names that are in common use into pejoratives? This really sucks for a lot of people who are *actually named Karen* and are good people.
I've never met a Barbie that
By Don't Panic
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 1:12pm
I've never met a Barbie that wasn't a doll.
Oh, boy
By JohnAKeith
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 1:54pm
That's such a Tim thing to say.
Ok
By anon
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 5:03pm
KEITH.
Here kettle, kettle, kettle
By tachometer
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 10:41pm
Well, ain't that the toilet calling the bathtub white.
;)
Oh come on. Everybody alive
By anon
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 3:20pm
Oh come on. Everybody alive has been hassled based on their name before. My grandmother shares a name with a cartoon cow. A slight variation on my name is used as shorthand for "stupid fatty."
Only a real Tim would be incapable of separating his actual identity from an abstract cultural shorthand for one hot second.
If it doesn't apply to you, it's not about you.
Yeah, I know a couple of real Karens who are
By MC Slim JB
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 8:17pm
utterly unlike the current Karen meme, pretty unfair to them. Imagine naming your kid "Adolph" in 1930.
I like "Ivanka" as the alternative.
but how else
By Michael
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 11:07pm
will we convince ourselves that only some white people are part of the problem and we're not all culpable of being part of a racist system
Enough with the name calling.
By anon
Sat, 07/04/2020 - 7:09am
Enough with the name calling. Given the events of late, have we learned nothing?
"threatening to bomb or hijack" seems like a stretch
By Ron Newman
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 3:16pm
and also an unnecessary charge when you've already got assault and threatening murder.
The statute covers any threat to wield a potentially
By MC Slim JB
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 8:15pm
deadly substance with malice, not just explosives.
Magoo sez.
By MisterMagooForYoo
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 3:17pm
You are all about of Magoo’s. Do you hear Magoo? Magoo.
Let’s get serious for a moment
By Fenway Crank
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 4:27pm
it’s so tired man, the Magoo schtick is so tired
Same with Linda Henry
By Ben_Quahog
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 4:45pm
The only serial UHub character I appreciate is TLF
And Elmer
By Snoofy
Sat, 07/04/2020 - 7:58am
Though we haven't heard from them in a while.
When your only tool is a Magoo,
By MC Slim JB
Fri, 07/03/2020 - 8:20pm
everything looks like a Magoo.
Cue Beavis
By Bob Leponge
Sat, 07/04/2020 - 10:23am
“Heh heh heh... he said ‘tool.’”
“Yeah, that was awesome.”
Even worse story
By JohnAKeith
Sat, 07/04/2020 - 11:44am
This incident in Provincetown is worse than that referenced above.
Owner of pizza shop accosted, then family member assaulted over mask dispute.
https://www.capecodtimes.com/news/20200629/face-ma...
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