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If you see protesters at Faneuil Hall Marketplace on Saturday, they will not be what they appear

By adamg on Fri, 08/21/2020 - 9:55pm

Peoplle with #saveourchildren signs? They're QAnon'ers i.e. Trump supporters who want to "save" children who don't exist from basements under pizza places that don't actually have basements to keep Tom Hanks and Hillary Clinton from ripping out their precious little adrenal glands. Yes, they walk among us even here in Boston.

No, the staff here at the UHub mountain fortress have not been drinking, but perhaps we should start.

These cultists, who also believed John F. Kennedy Jr. is still alive, and one of whom allegedly went on a bender and started smashing her car repeatedly into other peope's cars because she was convinced they were pedophiles, has absolutely nothing to do with the real Save the Children, which has been working to save actual children for more than 100 years.

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Comments

By anon on Fri, 08/21/2020 - 10:08pm.

JIM JONES CALLED. HE WANTS TO KNOW IF THEY GOT COOL AID.

By anon on Fri, 08/21/2020 - 10:16pm.

There is no denying, we are living in insane, crazy times.

By perruptor on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 7:59am.

How is this name pronounced? Is it cue-non, or kway-non, or what? I need to know so I can exit if somebody starts going on about it.

By Ari O on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 8:20am.

cue anon

But leave after you hear cue-an.

By Anon on Fri, 08/21/2020 - 10:39pm.

I’m sure Epstein’s island had plenty of basements and pizza.

By anon on Fri, 08/21/2020 - 10:47pm.

Any day over the insane shit going on in Portland.

By pmall on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 12:36am.

- - - this guy ^

Anti-fascists? Terrorists.

Fascists? A-OK!

By Waquiot on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 10:07am.

The violence.

I'll take crazy and not violent over crazed and violent any day.

Now, the guy who shot up Comet Ping Pong Pizza is definitely on the crazed and violent side of things, but as for this group as a whole, I'd be surprised is, say, they decided try to torch Boston City Hall because, well, that's where the power is. Same cannot be said for a dedicated set of people who have been active in the City of Roses for the past month or two.

By tblade on Sun, 08/23/2020 - 8:05am.

The Portland violence is being instigated and escalated by the cops. Attempting to quash protests against police murder and brutality with more police brutality is an insane strategy yielding predictable results.

By Waquiot on Sun, 08/23/2020 - 10:47pm.

Or perhaps the police department is reacting to attacks.

I mean, would the DHS have shown up to protect the Hatfield Courthouse if it weren't under siege, weeks after the "protests" began?

By tblade on Sun, 08/23/2020 - 11:42pm.

The video evidence of police brutality on largely peaceful protests is pretty clear. There is vandalism in Portland, but if someone is robbing a grocery store cops don’t teargas and beat every single shopper and employee in the Stop & Shop. Also, vandalism is not comparable to police-initiated physical brutality and excessive violence on a person.

A few bottles get thrown? Boo-hoo. These cops are professionals paid by the citizens. Buck up, retreat to safety, or use your alleged professionalism and all this “training” that taxpayers pay for and figure out away to de-escalate the situation.

Again, countering protests against police violence by using police and DHS violence is a losing strategy. Fix the goddamn problem people are protesting about in the first place.

The behavior cited in your article is professional law enforcement basically showing up to your burning house and spraying it with gasoline and blaming you for everything going to shit. And it is exactly the optics that Trump wants.

By J.R. Dobbs on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 6:53am.

Stop watching OAN

By anon on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 9:15am.

There's a protest in Portland so the antidote is people who think Tom Hanks eats baby brains?

By anon on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 11:41am.

THANK YOU, VOICE OF REASON

By MC Slim JB on Fri, 08/21/2020 - 11:26pm.

and ethical cowardice of the Republican Party in 2020 than its leaders' refusal to disavow a patently insane, hateful, dangerous fringe movement like QAnon, and Trump's loving embrace of it. And some its exponents are headed for Congress.

WTF, uHub Trumpies? Do any of you subscribe to this stark raving batshit and are willing to admit it in public? I have Trumpie friends, and we enjoy arguing politics even if we get nowhere on the subject, but if one of them started spouting that kind of bigoted, twisted, utterly bonkers mental diarrhea, I'd have to slowly back away, maybe quietly talk to their relatives about getting them the help they clearly need.

By bulgingbuick on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 8:26am.

Bannon and the Wall Builders see the entire conservative movement grifting their way to millions and ca't understand why they were singled out. Modern republicanism bruh.

By anon on Fri, 08/21/2020 - 11:17pm.

Calling all break dancers....get out there and make them walk away in shame.

By Daan on Fri, 08/21/2020 - 11:34pm.

Wondered where LaRoachies would crawl to. Now we know.

By Lee on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 1:59am.

Is how I first read this.

I thought this was some new foodie movement.

By Don't Panic on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 2:00am.

I'm going Downtown to buy shoes today.

By J.R. Dobbs on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 6:52am.

Johnson v. Epstein / Trump

By Murkin on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 7:43am.

All this and we are about to elect Creepy Joe president. The hair sniffer in chief!

By perruptor on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 7:56am.

please.

By bulgingbuick on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 8:20am.

has nice hair.

By cybah on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 8:23am.

Who would you want to invite over for dinner:

These two

IMAGE( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfLSjMuWsAEocYI?format=png&name=small )

or these two

IMAGE( https://static.onecms.io/wp-content/uploads/sites/20/2020/06/16/melania-trump-3.jpg )

If a picture is worth a thousand words, I'll invite the Bidens over for dinner any day over the Trumps.

By Murkin on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 8:45am.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_H5NJZMDumY

It is hiding in plain sight.

By cybah on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 10:11am.

I dunno.. I hear Trump is into watersports

so if we're gonna kinkshame.... lets not. There's one for everyone.

Maybe Biden just likes the smell of shampoo?

By Refugee on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 11:07am.

Remember if you invite the Trumps over, they'll +4 the kids. At least Ivanka seems fun at parties.

By cybah on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 10:14am.

after I posted I forgot about this picture.

IMAGE( https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2016/08/trump-family-portrait.jpg )

if we want to use official photos. I know the Biden one is 'official' vs the trump one is a media grab.

Even still.. who would you invite over?

Plus who doesn't like dogs?

By brianjdamico on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 1:38pm.

Only one of those men has openly professed that you "have to treat [women] like shit"

By Daan on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 1:21pm.

What do you sniff Murkin?

By anon on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 8:16am.

Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there.

By Refugee on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 9:43am.

Hasn't the name 'Faneuil' been cancelled already? what happened to hunger strike guy?

By Section77 on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 11:23am.

At some point you just have to tell them they are thinking about child rape All The Time. It’s a topic which is endlessly fascinating to them for some reason.

By Hardy Har Har on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 11:45am.

Asking for a friend

By Bob Leponge on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 12:22pm.

The odd thing about that particular conspiracy is that adrenochrome is available from chemical supply companies and is not a particularly expensive chemical compared to many other things you might find in the supply closet of a molecular biology or pharmaceutical research lab.

By oddjob60 on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 1:23pm.

Funny typo alert: "Peoplle" in one spot, "peope" in another!

By tachometer on Sat, 08/22/2020 - 1:30pm.

My favorite detail of the pizza restaurant conspiracy is that the sign outside of Comet Ping Pong has symbols in it that supposedly communicated the hidden and sinister aspect of the establishment to the secret society of pedophiles that were abusing children in the basement that doesn't exist under it.

The other problem besides the lack of basement is that the sign outside of Comet Pizza was something that the owners bought as salvage from a liquor store and deli that was in the Adams Morgan neighborhood of DC. The sign went back to the late 40s or so. I forget exactly when that store closed but when they were selling the stuff from there off the couple that eventually opened the pizza shop bought it because it was a cool mid-century sign and made a good name for their restaurant. I'm sure QAnon would just modify their conspiracy to say that the liquor store was part of the pedophile network or something but it was obviously nothing of the sort.

You can see the sign in this article. It's pretty cool I think.