encounter, but I can't guess what I'd do in this moment. In repose, I'd say, maybe flail around, hoping to be the unexpected olive pit that gets immediately spit out.
But in the moment? Freeze? Do, um, something? What?! Unimaginable.
I've been in a bad spot underwater, was pretty sure I was going to drown. (Next-to-last thought might have been, "Gotta admit, this bachelor party was going pretty great up to this point!") But that pales next to gettin' gulped by a fahkin' wheeel, Jay. That guy's a badass.
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My favorite part
By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 06/11/2021 - 9:51pm
The CCT consulted a whale expert - who happened to be the father of the mate who retrieved the diver.
Also ...
By adamg
Fri, 06/11/2021 - 10:00pm
His name is Stormy Mayo.
Worst porn name ever.
By Scratchie
Mon, 06/14/2021 - 10:20am
Worst porn name ever.
Waitaminute...
By Lecil
Fri, 06/11/2021 - 10:25pm
Do I believe the water around here is ACTUALLY 60F as early as June 11th?!?
(Oh, and I hope this guy bought a lottery ticket after he got out of the hospital!)
Yeah
By SwirlyGrrl
Fri, 06/11/2021 - 10:32pm
I know. We've also had 5-6 days over 90F before June 10 - we used to get that many in a typical-ish summer.
Seems like it, but no
By anon
Fri, 06/11/2021 - 11:19pm
Boston averages 14 days at 90 or above, historically, each year.
Not historically
By SwirlyGrrl
Sat, 06/12/2021 - 7:55pm
Currently.
The 1951-1980 average was 8.5 per year for the Boston area.
Source: https://resilientma.org/datagrapher/?c=Temp/basin/... downloaded 6/12/21
There have been reports of 60
By mrBadger
Sat, 06/12/2021 - 2:06pm
There have been reports of 60-62 around Boston, tho it's still pretty variable.
Was the diver hungry?
By tachometer
Fri, 06/11/2021 - 10:29pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5zrYie3d0Q
OH
By Theonlyjavy
Fri, 06/11/2021 - 11:56pm
HELLLLLL NO.
I've read articles about how to respond to a bear
By MC Slim JB
Sat, 06/12/2021 - 3:47am
encounter, but I can't guess what I'd do in this moment. In repose, I'd say, maybe flail around, hoping to be the unexpected olive pit that gets immediately spit out.
But in the moment? Freeze? Do, um, something? What?! Unimaginable.
I've been in a bad spot underwater, was pretty sure I was going to drown. (Next-to-last thought might have been, "Gotta admit, this bachelor party was going pretty great up to this point!") But that pales next to gettin' gulped by a fahkin' wheeel, Jay. That guy's a badass.
I know
By Sock_Puppet
Sat, 06/12/2021 - 1:50pm
You build a fire with driftwood and make the whale sneeze.
Just hang tight
By Tim Mc.
Sat, 06/12/2021 - 4:01pm
Humpbacks eat tiny little krill. They can't actually swallow a person.
Once this one realized it had glomped a hard object, it spit it out.
Now he can relate
By anon
Sat, 06/12/2021 - 9:24am
to what animals go through. Except they don't get spit out.
Of course they do. If it
By Don't Panic
Sat, 06/12/2021 - 12:19pm
Of course they do. If it doesn't taste good you spit it out. Hopefully in a napkin if you're human.
AMA is up on Reddit
By Angry Dan
Sun, 06/13/2021 - 10:01am
His son handled a Q&A for his dad on the incident.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nydiqd/im_a_lobster_diver_who_recently_survived_being/
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