One Roslindale porch pirate might be down in the dumps

By adamg on Wed, 04/27/2022 - 2:40pm

In the Keep Roslindale Quirky Facebook group, a resident of the normally bucolic Metropolitan Hill area reports she had a package stolen off her porch.

It was a box containing a Cologuard stool sample she'd put out for UPS to pick up.

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Roslindale

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Comments

Oh Crap!

By Gary C on Wed, 04/27/2022 - 3:07pm.

92% of the time I enjoy these stories.

South Park predicted this!

By MrZip on Wed, 04/27/2022 - 3:55pm.

Turd Burglars episode!

yup

By cybah on Wed, 04/27/2022 - 3:51pm.

I've had package thieves too. Last packages were

Package 1 - Doggie butt wipes & vitamins
Package 2 - VESA mount

Not sure what they plan on doing with that stuff but sure...

Funniest and at the same time ….

By Lee on Wed, 04/27/2022 - 4:49pm.

…. most revolting headline in a while.

Not even a fence

By jmeltzer on Wed, 04/27/2022 - 5:56pm.

will take that crap.

Ostomy supplies have no street value

By MassMouse on Wed, 04/27/2022 - 9:07pm.

Text was supposed to be…

By MassMouse on Wed, 04/27/2022 - 9:08pm.

Oh, I’ve had this happen. When I lived at the apartment complex in West Roxbury across the river from Mosley’s, I had a box of ostomy supplies stolen. It was returned within a day.