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Does the governor of Arkansas know something we don't? Or does she just need to read a guide to eclipses written by a Bostonian back in the day?

Cover of Darkness at Noon, about a solar eclipse in 1806

From the Hagley Library.

Seems Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee declared a state of emergency in advance of today's eclipse - and it runs through Wednesday, because who knows what demons the eclipse will unleash, no doubt with claps of thunder and the fiery odor of brimstone?

OK, she claims it's because all the visitors to the state will so badly clog roads that she has to throw money at truckers, which, well, might not be a more cogent explanation - Arkansas might not be Vermont (or New Hampshire or Maine), but it has its share of tourist-drawing events and destinations, so it's not like it shouldn't know how to deal with some extra traffic on the roads.

In any case, we'd suggest a calming few minutes with Darkness at Noon: or the Great Solar Eclipse of the 16th of June, 1806. It's attributed to Andrew Newell and is a guide to what to expect from the first solar eclipse in Boston since its founding nearly a couple centuries earlier.

It explains the science behind eclipses, includes a timeline (the eclipse would start around 9:58:45 a.m., reach "total disappearance of the sun behind the moon" at 11:22:15 and then end completely at 12:46:15 a.m.), cautions readers who want to look at the eclipse to use smoked glass and adds:

In the less enlightened ages of the world, the eclipses of the sun and moon were regarded with surprize and consternation, and as intimations of divine displeasure. Amongst many of the ancients, they were considered as the harbingers of disastrous events, and as indications of some revolution in the physical system of things. But thanks to the progression of science, that whilst we are exempted from the slavery of superstition, we are enabled to predict them with certainty, point out the causes of their aspects and the period of their return.

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Aren't the state of emergencies that some states have declared more about the mega traffic and crowd concerns?

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You have to feed the regulars their red meat to get clicks.

A kid shot in codman square by another kid gets 1 or 2 views, mocking a politician you don't agree with gets tons (sometimes).

This one failed because even hardcore regulars see it and say.. "c'mon , that's a stretch."

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Much as I hate to defend a Huckabee, eclipse traffic is astounding in areas of totality. I know people who've gone to view totality in the past and the traffic jams, people pulled over at random spots on the road for many miles, etc.) are an order of magnitude beyond what you see for ordinary events that don't stretch out in a line hundreds of miles long.

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Will it last three days? And does it require compensating trucking companies?

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I think it might last yesterday through tomorrow, but not Wednesday. As to compensating trucking companies, I have no idea, but trucks likely will have trouble going east-west for a few hours before and after totality since people have been known to stop in the middle of the road even on interstate highways. It's going to be a very long time until the next total eclipse in the continental US.

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If we are going to mock the governor for her declaration, should we also ridicule the states of Texas and Indiana, the counties in New York or the Niagra region in Canada that have all issued similar states of emergency?

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Are those other places run by a staunch tRUMPEt who spent 19,000 dollars on a small podium? SHS deserves what she gets.

MTG on the other hand saw the eclipse and the earthquake in New York as signs from God to repent! I'm not sure what we're supposed to repent for but I bete it's Trump related.

Politicians like this set themselves up for ridicule like second bananas in vaudeville.

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For baby Jesus' birthday

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Poop

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Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Amber Alert.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/rollerfan/4883734913/

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I would think you issue a missing persons alert somewhere between Good Friday and Easter.

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Sometimes, you need to take the opportunity to just come out and see a full moon — it's that complete rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases, that's why the question is why or how could we as humans live on the moon — the gas is such that we could do that,The sun is a mighty powerful heat, but it's almost impossible to go near the sun,The moon is more manageable and you will see in a couple years that NASA is going back to the moon

So, a few Governors were worrying about legitimate traffic jams because of an eclipse and a Congresswoman who sat on a science and space committee has a 3 year olds understanding of the moon . .....back to my Sudoku

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