Bovine still on the lam in Roslindale; do not approach, authorities warn

Headline changed, because you're not the only person to think that.

Can't leave out Section 2 of the Lost Goods and Stray Beasts law:

[A]ny person who takes up a stray beast shall report, post or advertise the finding thereof, in the manner provided in the preceding section, giving a description of the color and the natural and artificial marks of such beast; otherwise he shall not be entitled to compensation for any expenses which he may incur relative thereto.

The proceeding section?

Any person who finds lost money or goods of the value of three dollars or more, the owner of which is unknown, shall within two days report the finding thereof to the officer in charge at a police station in the town where said property was found, or, if there is no police station, post notice thereof in two public places therein, or, instead of such report or posting, cause notice thereof to be advertised in a newspaper published therein.

So if you find the cow, either report in to District E-13 (JP, where Bossie was first spotted) or E-18 (Roslindale/Hyde Park, which is where it was, so far, last spotted) or drop me a line about ad rates (going on the assumption that UHub would be considered a "newspaper" these days, natch).