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Avid reader and occasional commenter. Born in Boston, raised in assorted suburbs, moved to Vermont for a while and Australia for another while, now (mostly) happily back here in this lovely, dirty old town.

N.B. I am not actually a man named Malcolm, nor even a man. I'm a lady, surprise surprise. Malcolm Tucker is just a favorite character of mine.

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6/10/16 - 6:12 pm yeesh Central Square gets a rainbow crossing just in time for Pride 64
6/9/16 - 10:54 pm quite literally Brookline boy, baby bunny bond 27
6/7/16 - 2:22 pm Make America Mesozoic Again! Cambridge says goodbye, Columbus 133
6/1/16 - 3:51 pm idk Girl injured when Green Line door shuts on her arm in Allston 26
5/31/16 - 9:58 pm lololol Our Republican governor would sign transgender-rights bill 40
5/31/16 - 4:58 pm semi-related story time Court: Worker sometimes has the right to search employer's databases for proof of discrimination 16
5/28/16 - 10:54 pm not to steal anyone's thunder but Deer rescued at Nantasket Beach 77
5/23/16 - 1:33 pm :( Yutz who used a rooftop planter for an ashtray sparked a fire that damaged three buildings in South Boston 12
5/20/16 - 10:37 am shocking footage of the attack Saugus school-committee member charged with beating elderly man with frozen fish fillets 29
5/16/16 - 3:40 pm simmer down Mass. General performs nation's first penis transplant 35
5/16/16 - 3:33 pm wonder if that's where The Simpsons got it Benjie Franklin had a great fall, and all the king's horses and all the king's men ... 14
5/16/16 - 10:17 am as expected Mass. General performs nation's first penis transplant 35
5/14/16 - 8:31 pm presenting Even Redcoats enjoy a tea party these days 6
5/12/16 - 8:00 pm so Flaming trash truck in the tunnel sends smoke billowing upwards from downtown hotel 17
5/12/16 - 3:24 pm correct Bicyclist injured in crash with truck in Cambridge 53
5/9/16 - 7:14 pm this goat is the GOAT Police: Video really got guy's goat, so he got all stabby 7
5/6/16 - 3:38 pm nice of you to join us, Mr. Sobchak Harvard wields banhammer on off-campus single-sex groups: Members to lose school backing for Rhodes scholarships, other bennies 48
5/6/16 - 10:29 am hey man It's curtains for a Haverhill Line diesel; was it shorted out by a weasel? 11
5/5/16 - 11:06 am no Wellesley Dancing Trumps were canceled because teachers were scared of the parent who complained 86
5/4/16 - 8:09 pm well... Qataris in Cambridge get off with $3,000 fine for refusing to pay Filipino maid and taking away her passport 30
5/4/16 - 3:03 pm for sure, man Wellesley Dancing Trumps were canceled because teachers were scared of the parent who complained 86
5/4/16 - 2:55 pm if those are your sources Wellesley Dancing Trumps were canceled because teachers were scared of the parent who complained 86
5/3/16 - 1:19 pm adorable! The exhortation rolled off their backs like, well, you know 9
5/1/16 - 9:18 pm neither here nor there If Roger Goodell wants some fresh fruit on Morrissey Boulevard, he's just going to have to go to the Stop & Shop 7
5/1/16 - 7:29 pm Veins Field? Citizen complaint of the day: Moakley Park becoming Needle Park 30
4/30/16 - 4:29 pm full disclosure Uber driver propositions reporter for oral sex; locks her in at her destination 24
4/30/16 - 11:33 am yeesh Uber driver propositions reporter for oral sex; locks her in at her destination 24
4/17/16 - 1:28 pm a true winner Alleged one-man armory arrested at Nantasket Beach 15
4/16/16 - 9:27 am oh, for god's sake Fathead Donald Trump banned in Wellesley 39
4/14/16 - 5:10 pm let me try BU students block Comm. Ave., trolleys in support of adjunct professors 63
4/12/16 - 4:32 pm lmao When people dressed up to take the train 41
4/12/16 - 4:29 pm it's true When people dressed up to take the train 41
4/11/16 - 4:47 pm nah They thought you should know 22
4/11/16 - 11:23 am the only thing worse than bad publicity, etc. Note to Globe non-subscribers: No, subscribers didn't get papers with the fake front page on top 21
4/11/16 - 10:12 am not a great look Note to Globe non-subscribers: No, subscribers didn't get papers with the fake front page on top 21
4/8/16 - 11:01 am always be prepared City of Cambridge gridlocked 41
4/8/16 - 10:52 am I may have missed something Brookline turkeys resume hostilities; open new front at Brookline Hills 34
4/6/16 - 10:23 am oy gevalt Some anguished Patriots fans sue Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft over Deflategate loss of first-round draft pick 14
3/31/16 - 2:45 pm hmmm How Boston could get 24/7 public transit 58
3/31/16 - 10:21 am listen How Boston could get 24/7 public transit 58
3/30/16 - 8:32 pm my money's on Another Virgin Mary statue beheaded 16
3/30/16 - 12:46 pm presumably Beefy birds beguile Back Bay 12
3/29/16 - 9:14 pm oh man Law student convicted of theft now charged with altering court record to make it look like he was acquitted, DA says 17
3/29/16 - 10:36 am our first sighting Beefy birds beguile Back Bay 12
3/24/16 - 10:09 pm it should be easy, yes Red Line delayed due to door that got stuck; riders respond with word something like 'guck' 10
3/24/16 - 7:10 pm I tend to think... B Line shut by flaming trash; riders' teeth start to gnash 4
3/24/16 - 7:07 pm geez Red Line delayed due to door that got stuck; riders respond with word something like 'guck' 10
3/20/16 - 8:49 am Dear Mother Nature: Looks like Mother Nature decided to pull an early April Fool's prank 18
3/20/16 - 8:48 am vital to consult multiple models Looks like Mother Nature decided to pull an early April Fool's prank 18
3/19/16 - 4:06 pm Mad Max: Lechmere Road The next train to Apocalypse is now approaching 7

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