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Man arrested for masturbating in his car parked in front of a hydrant

By adamg on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 9:15am

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Comments

By Lee on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 9:19am.

... adorable.

By Lunchbox on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 9:20am.

"I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope

By mrmittens on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 9:28am.

It was quite an attractive hydrant dressed quite provocatively , tho.

By Lee on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 10:44am.

... blame the victim.

By SwirlyGrrl on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 10:49am.

Wankel rotary engine.

By adamg on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 11:05am.

By Gary C on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 11:34am.

He just said Wankle!

By BikerGeek on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 12:33pm.

you are someone who does not embarrass easily.

By mg on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 10:52am.

Wonder which violation has the higher penalty?

By perruptor on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 2:26pm.

The one that's the most fun, of course.

By The Fox 915 on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 3:12pm.

Mr. Limp Dick was parked at the hydrant, a blatant phallic symbol, for inspiration while pleasuring his self aggrandizement.

My Bona fides (pun intended) are a medical degree from Baja California University in psychiatry which is hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on the top shelf in the pantry.

By perruptor on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 7:42pm.

They don't make mayonnaise jars big enough to hold a university.

By anon on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 3:13pm.

At a hydrant...

By bulgingbuick on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 3:44pm.

Obviously he was not told that snapping that carrot is a public transportation thing.