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Man arrested for masturbating in his car parked in front of a hydrant
By adamg on Thu, 10/26/2017 - 9:15am
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Not ....
... adorable.
Like the philosopher Diogenes said
"I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope
It was quite an attractive
It was quite an attractive hydrant dressed quite provocatively , tho.
Sure...
... blame the victim.
Was he driving a Mazda RX-8?
Wankel rotary engine.
Well, he wasn't parked outside the Wang
Tee-hee-hee
He just said Wankle!
Obviously
you are someone who does not embarrass easily.
A twofer!
Wonder which violation has the higher penalty?
The one
The one that's the most fun, of course.
An armchair clinical analyses
Mr. Limp Dick was parked at the hydrant, a blatant phallic symbol, for inspiration while pleasuring his self aggrandizement.
My Bona fides (pun intended) are a medical degree from Baja California University in psychiatry which is hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on the top shelf in the pantry.
I don't beleive it
They don't make mayonnaise jars big enough to hold a university.
What a Dick!
At a hydrant...
Poor form.
Obviously he was not told that snapping that carrot is a public transportation thing.