Excuse me, but which way to the Silver Line?

though I shudder to think of what it'd be like to ride the T during rush hour and having Jigglypuff manspreading* (Puffspreading?) all over the train while not taken off their backpack.

*I don't know how Jigglypuff self-identities when it comes to gender because, well, Jigglypuff is a friggin Pokemon. And yes, I know that isn't Jigglypuff. Jiggly is one of my favorite Pokemon.