A concerned citizen files a 311 complaint about the situation on M Street near East 6th Street in South Boston:
Two belligerent rats on M Street. They are not moving when people walk toward them.
The city replies it is monitoring the area.
Neighborhoods:
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You get what you give
By Anon
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 11:28am
Most people live like pigs now, expecting everyone and anyone to do the work for them. Whether it’s not picking up dog crap ( a rat favored dish) or putting out their trash like they live in a 3rd world country the common decency towards other has vanished. Simple life rule that your parents should have taught you- “clean up after yourself” and most of these problems would go away.
Wait, hold the phones
By Tim Mc.
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 1:02pm
You're saying that if we have more rats, we'll have less of a dog shit situation? This sounds less like a problem and more like an opportunity.
Well sure,
By anon
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 1:17pm
but what about the increased piles of rat shit?
That's where the mouse part of the plan comes in.
By Tim Mc.
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 5:28pm
We've got it all worked out.
We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes
By fungwah
Tue, 03/28/2023 - 8:24am
They'll take care of the mouse problem.
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By Anon
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 5:43pm
Nailed it!
Rats are omnivores.
By Lee
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 4:15pm
But you’re stretching it a lot.
Have some respect. Even if they are just rats.
The whole neighborhood is overrun
By anon
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 9:45pm
with rats and we can thank the demolition of the L Street power plant for upsetting them.
The City and elected officials do not care about the displaced rodents, lead paint and asbestos dust covering the neighborhood.
Employment Opportunity!
By tachometer
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 12:01pm
I think I may have found a more suitable city job for "rats get bats" Shana Cottone and Joseph Abasciano.
Needs a picture
By cinnamngrl
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 12:45pm
I don't know if 311 is allowed to say that but if you expect someone to send a car out...
Simple solution: sic some
By xyz
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 1:07pm
Simple solution: sic some turkeys on them.
Can’t beat’em, eat’em
By The Fox 915
Mon, 03/27/2023 - 6:44pm
As Judge Dredd said “That’s good Rat!”
If Southie rats are anything
By Don't Panic
Tue, 03/28/2023 - 1:01am
If Southie rats are anything like the rock-runner rats around Harbor Point's shore those are some mighty big rats!
The 311 service
By anon
Tue, 03/28/2023 - 6:11am
Is nothing but a tool for neighbors to rat each other out. We’ve become a society of rats because of it. The politicians created this so their offices wouldn’t have to field phone calls or emails from their ratty constituents.
This never would have
By anon
Tue, 03/28/2023 - 9:18am
This never would have happened in old Southie.
Could have been worse, could
By anon
Wed, 03/29/2023 - 8:20am
Could have been worse, could have been belligerent guinea pigs.
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