Man charged with repeatedly whipping out alleged penis on the T

Not that it's funny but I did wonder the same. I thought it might be like the mall dildo guy. Or was it so tiny there was a question of whether it was actually a penis?

In these coronavirus, depression , no coronavirus vaccine , job loss , quarantine, Failed Trump presidency era , a flashing penis on a trolley would be the last thing people need.

Would to be to scream at him and give him a good swift kick where it counts

So...7.5 years?

Boston is known in some circles as the land of the Cod as in the by the doggerel "Boston Toast" by Holy Cross alumnus John Collins Bossidy:

And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God.

Back in an earlier era there was a fashion trend where your well dressed caviler wore an "enhancement" over his manhood known as a Codpiece

Well -- its apparently sort of back
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2019/dec/27/codpiece-envy-fashion-re...

'Intended to induce awe': codpiece thrusts itself back into fashion
Designers’ embrace of 16th-century accessory forms part of revival of Tudor power dressing
Fashion has embraced the codpiece again, centuries after it fell out of style.

Gucci’s Alessandro Michele revived the accessory for his spring/summer 2019 show: rendered in leather and snakeskin, worn harness-like and evoking Robert Mapplethorpe; in shiny diamante, hanging like a glitter ball; and framed like a seashell clutching the symbolic pearl.

So perhaps with apologies to John Collins Bossidy:

And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the codpiece,
Where the Lo-do-Wells talk only to Chatbots,
And the Chatbots talk only to...their "admirers"...on the T