Citizen complaint of the day: Naked man in the window doesn't meet my attractiveness standards

Without looking any further into this, I will follow this advice.

This reads to me

"I'm OK with naked people in a window, as long as they are attractive"

Honey, let me pour you a cup of Sanka so you can smell the coffee. Usually, the people who aren't attractive are the ones who show off the most!

Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend...it's Naked Ross!

"Every day there is this person on the Broadway Bridge with binoculars. I'm not sure about this, but it seems like they are pointing them at the windows of the condo building that I live in ..."

.... people’s windows, if you’d rather not see people who don’t meet up with your standards of beauty.

Good Leavin' Alone
Recorded by Hank Williams Jr.
Written by Ronnie Self

C G7
“I'm gonna give her a good a leavin' alone
C
She thinks I'm a wantin' her to come back home
C7 F
She thinks I've been cryin' since she's been gone
G7 C
Well I'm a gonna give her a good leavin' alone

G7
I'm gonna give her a good forgettin' about
C
And all of my dreams she's a gonna be left out
C7 F
I'm gonna let her keep her heart of stone
G7 C
And I'm gonna give her a good leavin' alone

F C
She thinks I need what we all studied in biology
D7
But I'm gettin' smart and I'm a gonna use
G7
A little reverse psychology

C G7
I'm gonna give her a good leavin' alone
C
I ain't her dog and I ain't gonna beg for a bone
C7 F
She's got a heart as warm as an ice cream cone
G7 C
Well I'm a gonna give her a good leavin' alone

Repeat #3,4

G7 C
Yeah I'm a gonna give her a good leavin' alone”

I recommend that he be given a good leaving alone.

"...ok. We'll leave him alone. Why did you file this report again?"

O noes, he accidentally posted his naked reflection in the kettle he was selling on eBay, too.

Reminds me a little of the old joke about the old(ish) lady who summoned police to her home to file a complaint about young men diving and swimming nude in the river that passed her property.
"Degrading and scandalous that a respectable woman such as myself, in my own home, should be subject to such brazen and vulgar behavior!" etc....
When the police officer commented that it strained belief - with the river bank a quarter-mile distant and some trees & uneven terrain between - that she could see the young men at all (let alone anything in sufficient detail to offend her), she replied

"With the telescope I keep on the 3rd floor balcony, I can see every detail!"

There’s few things more liberating than not giving a frig who sees you butt neked

But close enough that we can judge for ourselves if he needs "leaving alone"

Once again, the best laughs of the day come from U/Hub stories and comments. Boston would be a much sadder place without U/Hub.

Intact men take longer to dry when they step out of the shower, so for the anti-circ's in the house, expect more of this...

I don't know if this is illegal, but he's not a very attractive man.

Maybe the person's eyes aren't too good and they think they're standing in front of a mirror?
Maybe the person's brain isn't too good and they think the reason that they see other people moving around in their mirror is that it's one of those borderline-creepy peloton groups.

That’s Magoo in the window. Magoo has been outed. Magoo is so hot. Magoo

In another century I worked in a 20 story building across the street from a Hilton. The elevator lobby had a window that looked directly to the hotel's rooms. Many staff were standing at the window (apparently on several floors). Why? A man (pretty attractive from what I could see) was dancing around his room entertaining the audience across the street. All details included I figured he was a dancer in a nearby Broadway road show.

The secretaries and attorneys of the white shoe law firm were quite amused.

(N.b., there is an adv. for Pence who has a "Clear Path Forward. He is one fellow whose nakedness would probably turn others to stone.)