You may have heard about the barely pubescent kids currently trying to run rampant through government computer systems that handle trillions of dollars in transactions and data on millions of Americans.
As Wired has reported, one is Edward Coristine, 19, a freshman at our very own Northeastern University, whose father built a Connecticut-based popcorn concern called LesserEvil.
As the Independent reports:
He is listed as an "expert" within internal Office of Personnel Management records and reportedly appeared on a General Services Administration staff call, who did not know who he was or why he was there.
Another of the junior-grade masterminds is Ethan Shaotran:
As a high school student in Silicon Valley, Shaotran was given money by his parents to invest in stocks, the Daily Beast reports. He studied computer science at Harvard and was named runner-up in a hackathon held by Musk's AI company xAI.
Shaotran's Harvard page lists his work in AI and says when not busy coding, he likes mountaineering and scuba diving.
Lest you be wondering why no MIT students are involved - that we know of - Shaotran is "cross registered at MIT" and also the Harvard Business School.
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Grading rubrics
By Ari O
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 2:42pm
If either of these folks were in one of my classes I'd change my grading rubric to:
25% problem sets
25% final
50% not participating in a coup
Being "cross-registered at
By CatInTaps
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 12:13pm
Being "cross-registered at MIT" means he took a class at MIT once.
They can all do it, both ways. Harvard and MIT have shared access to each other's classes.
Anytime I've found MIT resisting some part of elitism, I credit it to the fact that they don't have legacy admissions. Unlike Harvard, students aren't given an edge because a parent was an alum.
I reject the premise that
By Frelmont
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 2:48pm
I reject the premise that Musk is a genius.
Something we can agree on
By cybah
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 7:25pm
Yep. He is NOT a genius. Why do people say this? He is not an innovator. He BOUGHT companies and rebranded their image as his own. He wasn't in the weeds during development. He might have given his two cents but he by far didn't build anything from the ground.
Even if you go back before Tesla and Boring.. back when he was at Paypal, he didn't do much. Just slapped his name on something else and called it his. Then the PP board had enough of him and forced him out.
He's a thief, plain and simple.
He's a thief, plain and
By Bob Leponge
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 8:08pm
Well, he's certainly good at that.
That is true. A ruthless,
By Frelmont
Thu, 02/06/2025 - 10:14pm
That is true. A ruthless, possibly amoral, acquirer and self-promoter. Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg did not build the internet they just plugged the internet into our bank accounts.
Magoo sez
By MisterMagooForYoo
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 2:54pm
Magoo iz confoosed. Magoo. 🥸
Cringe Parallels
By Angry Dan
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 3:11pm
Elon's cultivation of his intern entourage reminds me of Jack Teixeira and his collection of Discord denizens.
I guess when people your own age see you as cringe the answer is to find and groom a group of impressionable youth that aren't sophisticated enough to realize the damage you are doing and that you are jeopardizing their futures.
Isn't Texiera 23? Musk is a
By anon
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:03pm
Isn't Texiera 23? Musk is a several times older than his minions.
Yeah
By Angry Dan
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 7:09pm
Just makes his pathological need for youth approval even creepier. It seems like he stopped maturing in college and now he's going at the government as if he's reliving his glory days throwing toilet paper into trees.
not even college
By Oxenfree
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 12:39pm
He paid people to get good at video games on his behalf. College is being generous. This pathetic excuse for a human never moved past high school.
Did you just DOX these two
By anon
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 3:11pm
Did you just DOX these two kids?
Is it doxing to mention the
By anon
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:12pm
Is it doxing to mention the name and background of someone working in the Federal government? Under normal rules that would be publicly available information. Unless you are some sort of spy. Public employees have their salaries listed by newspapers and websites all the time. The public deserves to know who is working on these projects. If you don't like it then don't take the job.
Sounds like Wired did
By 02120
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:18pm
And if unelected people are going to have so much power over agencies (in this case, the General Services Administration) and are purported to be "Experts" at the federal Office of Personnel Management when they can barely claim personal expertise in shaving or having pubes --it is in the public's interest to know who these people are.
“Kids”
By Harrumph
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:32pm
Adam hasn’t divulged any information beyond what’s already publicly available.
And these aren’t kids. They’re both over the age of 18 and are capable of making their own poor decisions.
ALSO
By anon
Thu, 02/06/2025 - 11:30am
ALSO
They are either kids and we should leave them alone or they are experts in a field. The argument can not be made they are indeed both. I happen to believe they are neither. Either way they were given this job, they willingly took it and therefor should be subject to all the same rules as other Government staff members. If you step in and take the keys to access trillions of dollars and National Security you are not nor should you ever be called a child that can not face repercussions.
I feel the same way about political leaders and cause leaders of all types. If your leader or mover is someone I can not question because they are too young or frail or fill in the blank then they simply should not be in that position.
UHub crickets about the BU
By Dave
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:47pm
UHub crickets about the BU media guy calling for their deaths.
I haven't heard of that
By BostonDog
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 5:17pm
I don't want any harm to come of them, I just want someone to sit them down and take a few history classes.
The fact food is mostly safe, water is normally clean, and you can deposit $100 in a bank and expect to get it back is all thanks to government. Government employees dutiful following procedures reduces corruption.
Tesla stands of the shoulders of giants. The Tesla and spaceX engineers weren't given life by Musk. They studied in schools funded by grants and used government research to develop all the things these kids worship.
If I was given the power to cut government programs when I was 19, I'd probably make a bunch of stupid, ill informed decisions. Thankfully, I wasn't given that authority.
America had lots of problems but it was great specifically because of the things these dopes want to see eliminated.
Ha
By lbb
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 12:21pm
"I don't want any harm to come of them" - interesting typo that. I don't want any harm to come of them, but I'm very much afraid that it will. That being case, I hope that a great deal of harm comes to them, in the form of arrest and prosecution for a whole lotta crimes.
They're literally
By anon
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:48pm
in your bank account, with no authorization or accountability.
Pay attention.
DOX them? Not even close
By merlinmurph
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 5:55pm
Their names are out there - and should be.
Guess what?
By SwirlyGrrl
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 6:13pm
Government employees wages, addresses, etc. are public.
Elmo and Peter's H1B Cabana Boi Skwad are already "doxxed" by law.
Cool, eh?
Awww, you called them 'kids'.
By Sator
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 7:01pm
You're precious. They're the victims. mmhmm. mmhmm,
I'm not going to call you a boot licker, but that IS the sort of thing boot lickers say.
Really?
By BubbaLooo
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 10:04pm
You think Adam referring to a group of under 25 year old as kids is the same as the bootlicking?
Compared to Elon they are kids. Why did he choose such a young group? Could it be he wants to be able to influence them?
Yes they are adults and are responsible for their actions. Chances are they will pay for them. But Elon is using them and their young age is part of why he is using them. Otherwise there would be at least one person over 30 in the group, 30+ year old can code also.
Whatever we are all screwed.
Reading is fundamental
By Sator
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 5:11pm
Adam did not cast them as victims.
Nor did he cast himself as their protector, ye noble paladin.
Now get out there and slay those dragons!!
Just Remember Folks
By John Costello
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 3:34pm
At Northeastern you can be roughed up by the cops for exercising your free speech rights to protest actions in Gaza. Destroying our government at the behest of coke ridden South Africans, ah, do what you want.
Pretty Fucked Up World We Live In.
Tent camping on campus is not
By anon
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 3:49pm
Tent camping on campus is not the same thing as exercising free speech rights. And Northeastern does not allow protesting on campus by non-affiliates. Do you have evidence of Northeastern affiliates who were arrested or forcibly removed by police for protesting without being part of an encampment?
WHATABOUTISM ALERT!!! WHATABOUTISM ALERT!!!
By John Costello
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 7:39pm
Ah, yes, the classic I know what you are supporting I am against it argument.
Then you try to change the argument away to make you think you know better, though you would never admit that crushing Gaza was inhumane.
Eat cud.
When no side has clean hands
By Sator
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 10:04am
Any argument is a whattabout. Even yours.
That's "bothsidesism". Also
By SwirlyGrrl
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 10:49pm
That's "bothsidesism". Also risible.
I sumbit for your consideration
By Sator
Thu, 02/06/2025 - 11:33am
The holy land has THREE 'sides'. <strong>Any</strong> argument that only notices what two of the three 'sides' are doing is risible.
If any two are fighting, best watch for the gasoline being poured around those two, by the third side. For centuries and centuries.
Abraham is a bad dad.
There are way more than three sides.
By ScottB
Thu, 02/06/2025 - 5:50pm
Probably closer to a dozen, not all of them are in the Middle East/Holy Land, and the alignments between them all shift over time just like the sands in Arabia.
No one has "free speech rights"
By ScottB
Thu, 02/06/2025 - 5:11pm
On private property like the NEU campus. Any rights with respect to speech on a private school campus can be taken away with the stroke of a pen and there's little recourse apart from the court of public opinion. Things would be different if NEU were public but it's not.
Even if NEU were public they'd still be within their rights to clear out an encampment on campus because time/place/manner restrictions on protests are permissible for the government to impose. Since the NEU campus is private property belonging to a private educational institution, calling in the police to force people to leave is something they're allowed to do.
Similarly, the ISBCC wouldn't be forced to accommodate a pro-Israel protest at the mosque because that's private property.
.
By Frelmont
Thu, 02/06/2025 - 10:28pm
.
https://www.npr.org/2019/07
By Frelmont
Fri, 02/07/2025 - 7:23am
https://www.npr.org/2019/07/04/733487137/i-want-to-get-the-hell-out-of-h...
We can all rest soundly knowing the media will never report on any studies showing how many people living in the Palestinian enclaves (enclaves- a term used by the WSJ last week(ish) in the a.m., which disappeared from the article in the p.m. I’d be hard-pressed to find the article) the would prefer not to live in israel. What is the number of Palestinians who don’t want to be prisoners and pawns of Arab and Iranian ambitions?
Young Vanderbilt has been doing well of late. Delivering it straight. Now he and others are in full “news clowns” mode. Apologies to PKD
https://www.npr.org/2019/07
By Frelmont
Fri, 02/07/2025 - 7:25am
https://www.npr.org/2019/07/04/733487137/i-want-to-get-the-hell-out-of-h...
We can all rest soundly knowing the media will never report on any studies showing how many people living in the Palestinian enclaves (enclaves- a term used by the WSJ last week(ish) in the a.m., which disappeared from the article in the p.m. I’d be hard-pressed to find the article) the would prefer not to live in israel. What is the number of Palestinians who don’t want to be prisoners and pawns of Arab and Iranian ambitions?
Young Vanderbilt has been doing well of late. Delivering it straight. Now he and others are in full “news clowns” mode. Apologies to PKD
Those darn NU undergrads.
By CopleyScott17
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:04pm
First they figure out a way to steal mp3s, now they hack the whole federal government. Don't mess with a Husky!
Thanks, Uhub
By BostonDog
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:20pm
There is not nearly enough reporting on this stuff.
Those fuckheads are destroying our past and future. It's all yuks for them. They'll never meet any of the people they forced out of a job and have no concept as to why having a functioning government is in their own best interests and in the interests of all Americans.
They just assume their good and healthy life is entirely due to the hard work of their parents, completely blind to all the things government did silently for generations.
Hopefully NEU makes them take a few history classes and the depths of their ignorance begins to dawn on them. (No, that won't happen.)
Arrest them
By anon
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:33pm
They are committing one of the biggest financial crimes in history. We all need to wake up.
We're getting taken down by
By Rob
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:52pm
We're getting taken down by the effing Baker Street Irregulars!!!???
Go Boston!
By Anonymous Bosh
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 4:55pm
Boston continues to punch above its weight.
Punch how?
By lbb
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 12:27pm
Punch how? I see zero consequences. What I see is members of Congress standing hat in hand before the doors of government buildings where these weenuses have taken up residence with their laptops and their removable hard drives, asking for admission, being told no and...holding a press conference. That's it.
Refresh my memory, what did South Koreans (including members of parliament) do when their president declared martial law? Hint: they didn't say "well gee they say we can't go in so oh well".
Well Musk doxxed random
By MARTIN P
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 5:47pm
Well Musk doxxed random government employees who he felt were not necessary/he thought should be laid off. So I don't see a problem doxxing his junior stormtroopers.
yep
By cybah
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 9:32pm
Yep but he's trying to get something passed or something to jail people who doxx his minions.
What are you afraid of musk? Knowing that the only people you can recruit for your little games are young fan boi's who don't know any better and will lick the sweat off your taint if you asked them to.
Anyone tech with a brain stays clear of Musk or any of his companies these days.
What could possibly go wrong?
By merlinmurph
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 5:53pm
From Heather Cox Richardson:
Billionaire Elon Musk’s team yesterday took control of the Treasury’s payment system, thus essentially gaining access to the checkbook with which the United States handles about $6 trillion annually and to all the financial information of Americans and American businesses with it. Apparently, it did not stop there.
Today Ellen Knickmeyer of the Associated Press reported that yesterday two top security officials from the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) tried to stop people associated with Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, from accessing classified information they did not have security clearance to see. The Trump administration put the officials on leave, and the DOGE team gained access to the information.
Vittoria Elliott of Wired has identified those associated with Musk’s takeover as six “engineers who are barely out of—and in at least one case, purportedly still in—college.” They are connected either to Musk or to his long-time associate Peter Thiel, who backed J.D. Vance’s Senate run eighteen months before he became Trump’s vice presidential running mate. Their names are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran, and they have little to no experience in government.
Public policy expert Dan Moynihan told reporter Elliott that the fact these people “are not really public officials” makes it hard for Congress to intervene. “So this feels like a hostile takeover of the machinery of governments by the richest man in the world,” he said. Law professor Nick Bednar noted that “it is very unlikely” that the engineers “have the expertise to understand either the law or the administration needs that surround these agencies.”
After Musk’s team breached the USAID computers, cybersecurity specialist Matthew Garrett posted: “Random computers being plugged into federal networks is obviously terrifying in terms of what data they're deliberately accessing, but it's also terrifying because it implies controls are being disabled—unmanaged systems should never have access to this data. Who else has access to those systems?”
runner-up in a
By CH
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 5:56pm
I guess the winner wouldn't return his calls.
I didn't realize
By Sator
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 7:07pm
one of his own kids won!!
Been following this story
By cybah
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 7:41pm
As a director level manager, who specializes in cyber security... this shit is scary.
As many know I am also a gay man, so I should be upset at all the trans stuff.. and yes in a way I am. But its this shit that scares me to death. Once our gov't is gone, rights for anyone will be gone. We should try to save the gov't first so we can save ourselves next.
Anyways but yeah.. Musk and his minions forced (or be fired) people to get access to most systems in the gov't. Then they put an illegal server there.. for reasons people do not know, but I can absolutely guarantee its some sort of scanner.
Let alone what he has access to. Its not PI that bothers me, its that on a whim he can immediately stop any payments to ANYONE. Social Security, USAID, Contractors,... ANYONE. Without going thru Congress or the right approval process to stop payments. This is the end game, to bypass the gov't and any sort of checks and balances so King Orange can decide who gets money and who does not. Of course, this isn't just for stopping payments, Musk now has the access to cut checks to anyone... including himself. Without any tracking or approval. He could drain the federal gov't tomorrow in a few clicks.
And they are making it so it cannot be stopped. They've removed a lot of people's access so they only have exclusive access.
Then of course, the whole security issue here. The US Govt is attacked like every second if not more of the day, so now we have some moron who can't keep his own website (Xitter) secure, and we expect him to do the same with the gov't? LOL I wouldn't be surprised if he allows internal systems to be hacked, and every single citizens personal information will be bought and sold on the internet. He's just that fucking messy of a person. He thinks he knows.. but he doesn't.
This is the shit we NEED to be aware of and fight back on. Because once the worms are in the gov't computer system, both virus worms and people worms, it'll take a decade or more to undo whatever he did or at least finding out what he did cuz god know he's not documenting any of this.
A non-gov't employee who has not passed security clearance should NEVER be anywhere near a system that contains information they should not have access to. I worry about what else is being syphon'd off... secrets? military contracts? top secret weapon designs? Alot of that shit would get sold for big money on the dark net. And Orange one could not care one bit if it does, as long as he gets a cut.
We live in fearful times that we have never witnessed before. Buck up slutpuppy, this ain't gonna be no cake walk.
Ransomware
By Sock_Puppet
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 7:59pm
Nice government you got there, hate to see something happen to it.
https://www.crisesnotes.com
Ayanna Pressley today
By adamg
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 8:06pm
"Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby."
new site format
By Rob
Tue, 02/04/2025 - 10:36pm
Adam, could you please enable the function of the home page that shows a logged-in user which posts have how many new comments since the last time they read the individual post? Thank you.
Some more info on the Northeastern bro
By adamg
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 12:24am
The Huntington News gets the scoop:
So...
By lbb
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 12:30pm
...a wannabe with no game, thought he should be a starter and not the water boy.
Where do I pick up my pitchfork?
By Reggae Ambassador
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 10:50am
To hell with these punks and their Nazi overlord!
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By Oxenfree
Wed, 02/05/2025 - 1:11pm
I hope these putzs' classmates are paying attention and treat them appropriately.
Looks like Harvard took his
By Jessiii
Fri, 02/07/2025 - 4:03pm
Looks like Harvard took his page down.
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